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Rand Paul started it off this year!

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article51294975.html

https://twitter.com/randpaul

"I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about them!"

“Where to start but @realDonaldTrump,” Paul began. “If u bring the Yiddish, know what it means. Guess that’s more of a kvetch than a grievance.”

After the debates, @realDonaldTrump always trying to give us parting gifts of his made in China ties. Weird

I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate.

to my comrade @SenSanders: Unless you're Santa Claus, Socialism runs out of other people's money.

My friend @tedcruz has still not pledged to issue exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. Makes me suspicious. #Festivus

to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus

GQMagazine today names @HillaryClinton the 5th worst person in the world. She should try harder next year. Aim for the top!

Apparently when I fought to stop the NSA spying on every American, I accidentally banned Elf on the Shelf. Sorry about that kids.

My other favorite agency, the Federal Reserve: Stop trying to hide. Your audit is coming

Speaking of which, the first ever vote on my #AuditTheFed Bill is January 12th! We need everyone's help to pass this!

Can't forget @barackobama today. He gets 2 play WAY more golf than me & he doesn't have 2 go through TSA lines

Dr. Rand Paul ?@RandPaul · 1h1 hour ago
& to my friends at the TSA

#TouchingSqueezingAmerica (that should be Keep Your Hands to Yourself song)

In the spirit of the season, Paul also released his Waste Report’s Airing Of Grievances: Festivus 2015, a report from the Senate homeland security and governance subcommittee on federal spending, which Paul chairs.

“Happy Festivus!” the report begins. “Once again, the federal government found new and inventive ways to waste the tax dollars of hard-working Americans this year.”

The report, which claims to have identified $1,026,957,650 in wasteful spending, took the government to task for more than 30 programs it considered frivolous, including paying for “a community college to develop a curriculum of winemaking studies” (an $853,000 grant to Washington community colleges, according to the report) and federal agencies spending money on yoga instructors for employees.

Seriously, #MerryChristmas & #HappyHolidays. My family & I will be celebrating Christmas and we hope you & your family enjoy the season

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[Edited on 12/23/2015 by gina]


 
Posted : December 23, 2015 11:49 am
stormyrider
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gotta give the guy credit


 
Posted : December 25, 2015 3:33 pm
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