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G'day: Me mate Robbo - you know the ex-digger with the seppo sheiler? - He's a chippy and can help you fix up that old Queenslander. Just swing him a slab of piss and a couple of durries. He'll rock up in his ute this arvo.

Alexa

Is donald trump an a*****e?

I'm not going to answer that.

LOL 😛

Are you drinking tonight? Haha. I am!

This is the Amazon thing you talk to and I don't know, it can look up movie times or give you a kitchen receipe or if you have your thermostats on the network it can turn up your heat if you feel cold?

I'm not interested and don't see the appeal. But some people do. CNBC guys think that Apple really needs to hit a homerum with their "thing you talk to and it does stupid stuff for you machine" - or whatever you want to call it.

LOL yes i am.

i got it for xmas and thought......what the hell am i gonna do with this.

so far this is all i've found.....LOL

A joke
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!

I'm sure if I had one I would play with it like you are. I did that with my wife's phone with Siri. I never set Siri up on my phone, the novelty wore off pretty quick.

Wonder what kind of Allman Brothers knowlege that thing might have?

was supposed to be in st pete for sunshine festival but thought was having a heart attack wednesday....turned out i came down with Shingles. i made it to nashville for JRAD show thursday but was no way i was driving rest of the way to florida and came home.

Shingles sucks

you can ask it to play tunes.....it does pretty good with that

got a question for her? lol i'll ask

got a question for her? lol i'll ask

Not really...I don't know, ask it the last time the Allman Brothers played Layla?

Or something that really matters...is New England going to cover the 16?

she just started playing claptons Layla

and didn't understand point spread

Atlanta Falcons
NFL | Saturday, January 14th | Georgia Dome

Seahawks 20

36 Falcons

Final
1 2 3 4 T
SEA 7 3 3 7 20
ATL 0 19 7 10 36

she just started playing claptons Layla

and didn't understand point spread

Well, if we were given an actual date of the last or any Layla rendition or even something close to an opinion on the game that would impress me some.

AI has a way to go.

And to think of all this talk I hear of self driving cars. I hope I am dead before I have to get into a car that is not driven on a road by a person. I want to drive all my vehicles until I can't physically or mentally drive any longer.

yea, gotta start somewhere i guess.

lol, my television has activated it a couple times

and i don't like that it is always listening to me.

I missed that part about your feeling like you were having a heart attack? Did you go to a hospital due to what you thought, or urgent care or call your family doctor?

That is scary. I weigh somewhere between 200-210, but have ALWAYS been a horrible eater, I mean chips, pizza, pop, wings, fried food all the time, you name it. So I get kind of paranoid. I have talked to my doctor atleast once a year about some weird feelings I have and he always assures me it isn't my heart (cholesterol good, no blood pressure issues).

I've got to change my way of living...

i had one in 2011

so from pain of Shingles i thought maybe another

but was just Shingles.......and they hurt

i've lost weight in last year from 234 to 190 right now

[Edited on 1/15/2017 by LeglizHemp]

kinda bummed as i had 10th row VIP seats

funny as hell

funny as hell

Got one for Christmas. Really like it so far.

funny as hell

Ha! It said pussy anal dildo and started freaking out.

What did I hear once, that some sort of artificial intelligence machine was put into testing and since it learns what people say to it that it started saying what people were saying to it and it came back with a bunch of insults and swear words.

Got one for Christmas. Really like it so far.

What does it do for you, or help you with that is valuable to have?

A member of my family talks to his phone all the time. Anytime we are talking about some sports thing, like when the last time something happened or whatever, he immediately picks up his phone and asks it.

Sometimes we got answers that were helpful, other times it would give us information unrelated to what we wanted.

I suppose I am just not to the point that I think it is inconvenient to look up something myself. I rather do my own thing anyway as I don't always trust a single source or person telling me something.

I think I am too skeptical for AI machines to rely on them to do things for me.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/opinion/ask-alexa-no-hear-this-alexa.html?_r=0

I use it as my bedroom entertainment device. I have it play music or the radio when I go to bed. I have it as an alarm in the morning. It will be really nice if I get a TV in there. The ability to have it order movies or go to shows will be really nice.

Alexa heard: "ask confucius says to say something smart" 😛

Wise words
Confucius Says
Dan Quayle says We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur.

I've had one for over a year now. Got it right when it came out and we love it. It's incredibly useful, and my wife and I use it everyday. Every morning we get full weather report. It answers basic stuff like date and time of upcoming games, a teams current win-loss record, scores of games, capitals of states and countries, population of any city or country, distances between 2 points, measurement conversions, any math problem just ask, set timers and alarms. And of course music - if you have prime it can play just about any song, or any song you upload into your library. You can say "shuffle Allman brothers" and it starts playing an Allmans playlist. This was just off the top of my head - it does much much more.

I've had one for over a year now. Got it right when it came out and we love it. It's incredibly useful, and my wife and I use it everyday. Every morning we get full weather report. It answers basic stuff like date and time of upcoming games, a teams current win-loss record, scores of games, capitals of states and countries, population of any city or country, distances between 2 points, measurement conversions, any math problem just ask, set timers and alarms. And of course music - if you have prime it can play just about any song, or any song you upload into your library. You can say "shuffle Allman brothers" and it starts playing an Allmans playlist. This was just off the top of my head - it does much much more.

I use it as my bedroom entertainment device. I have it play music or the radio when I go to bed. I have it as an alarm in the morning. It will be really nice if I get a TV in there. The ability to have it order movies or go to shows will be really nice.

Thank you for enlightening me. Having said that I don't have a need in my life for that product, but continued enjoyment for you all.