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MT 28 - Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour. See who's happy when you open it.

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alanwoods
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We need some freshness...


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:46 am
alanwoods
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Opportunity knocks.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:47 am
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😛


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:47 am
alanwoods
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Should I?


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:48 am
alanwoods
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Wott would *coot do?


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:48 am
alanwoods
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Ask a stupid question...


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:49 am
alanwoods
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It is really hard to come up with so many witticisms in such a short time.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:50 am
alanwoods
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True MT greatness.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:50 am
alanwoods
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Or general mediocrity in the real world.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:51 am
alanwoods
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Don't wander over to the WP.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:51 am
alanwoods
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It's a regular shooting match over there.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:52 am
alanwoods
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The Ted Cruz thread is interesting reading.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:52 am
alanwoods
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If you're really bored.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:53 am
alanwoods
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Running out of steam fast.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:53 am
alanwoods
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I could be doing something much more productive.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:54 am
alanwoods
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Like pulling the longer hairs outta my nose.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:54 am
alanwoods
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I collect them, too.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:55 am
alanwoods
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It's almost time for the 'ol bikini wax.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:55 am
alanwoods
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Or should I go for the full Brazilian?


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:56 am
alanwoods
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Wott about a full body wax?


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:56 am
alanwoods
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that'd take a lot of damn wax for me.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:56 am
alanwoods
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And, he's rounding the bend...


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:57 am
alanwoods
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Toilet Paper bringing up the rear...


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:58 am
alanwoods
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😛


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:58 am
alanwoods
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I don't make many nose jokes.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:58 am
alanwoods
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Or bald jokes.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:59 am
alanwoods
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I have the place all to micelf.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 11:59 am
alanwoods
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It's about time.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 12:00 pm
alanwoods
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this will truly be a masterpiece.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 12:00 pm
alanwoods
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my Mona Lisa.


 
Posted : March 24, 2015 12:00 pm
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