Two cups of coffee and I still can't muster the verve.
The landscapers at Augusta National are not slackers. Beautiful.
Mucho beisbol being played today.
Hockeyball playoffs are almost here! 
No Canadian teams this year. That sucks, frankly.
Happy National Chinese Almond Cookie Day!
Tasty little things, all sleeved in wax paper.
It's also National Name Yourself Day!
Come up with an alternate name for yourself!
Geez, more decisions.
This thread is now over a year old.
Oh, the humanity!
Rowland, please shut it down.
It's a pox on all our computers.
I need a nap.
Look! A butterfly!
Never mind, it was a moth.
Who drinks the beer?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Do you feel like we do?
De do do doo, de da da da?
I'm getting the feeling of impending freshness.
A rebirth!
A reboot!
A phoenix rising!
YES!
I'm tired.
Freshness, a fickle mistress.
Good Morning................