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We've got a least one family of Sasquatch near me!

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Jerry
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Where, oh where is SquatchTexas when you need him.  I'll see if I can post some photos tomorrow, got to get them first, and you know how they disappear when a camera is around.  So I'll go down around Echeconnee Creek swamp, down at hgwy 49 and 41 connection, where the hippies all jumped off the bridge in 71, and see if I can get some photos.  So far, I've seen 2 adults and one kid.


 
Posted : March 9, 2022 10:12 pm
nebish
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Your Ford dealership has that many Sasquatch equipped Broncos?

This is something I said to make myself laugh, not sure anyone here is familiar with the Ford Bronco build packages or what they are called.


 
Posted : March 9, 2022 10:22 pm
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@nebish 

Not unless the small one is about 3 ft tall and the other two are around 6 and 7 ft tall, can hide behind a tree, but they aren't afraid of the passing cars, or at least they do as squirrels do, "I'm standing still so I'm invisible".

No, they are not Ford Broncos.


 
Posted : March 9, 2022 10:28 pm
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Sorry, I won't do this again.  I have a Bronco on order and kind of got obsessed for a bit even though I will probably be waiting a year.  I didn't order Sasquatch though.

I'll await your Sasquatch photos!


 
Posted : March 9, 2022 11:14 pm
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I'm going out today and might get a few.  Hope you don't have to wait till next year for the chips to arrive to finish assembly of the Bronco.


 
Posted : March 10, 2022 12:13 pm
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More evidence: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sasquatch+commercial

Billastro


 
Posted : March 12, 2022 2:35 pm
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Couldn't get any yesterday.  I think they were hunkered down in the woods.  We had high winds (up to 50 mph) and mid 20s during the day.

 

The wind was like: 

 

So i decided to:

 


 
Posted : March 14, 2022 3:37 pm
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Here's where one snuck up on Governor Kemp.

A Sasquatch sighting in Perry, Georgia! New Jack Link’s facility to bring 800 jobs

I'm still trying to get photos of the three I've seen along Echeconnee Creek close to US 41.


 
Posted : May 29, 2022 10:35 pm
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I've always liked the Jack Links product.  I can remember the first time I saw one in a gas station maybe...1994-ish?  The peppered beef steak is still a staple of my road trips.


 
Posted : June 1, 2022 10:45 am
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There's actually an annual event here in my hometown (national/international?) a Bigfoot gathering of kooks, er, I mean believers. The local woman who organizes it is a real dingbat. Maybe the local Chamber should start working on something for The Tooth Fairy to coincide. Probably too dangerous for The Easter Bunny to be near any Sasquatch.


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : June 1, 2022 11:07 am
Jerry
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I was thinking for a while that the sightings might have been a promotional stunt.  Then I thought, what person in their right mind would walk around in a Bigfoot outfit, in wooded areas, in an area full of people that ride through that area with deer rifles inside their vehicle?

You could just feel the gears working in their brains, "I'm gonna be famous bagging a Bigfoot."  Later:  "Well officer, I didn't know it was a guy in a suit.  It turned at me, raised his arms, and did some kinda screaming stuff.  I thought he was attacking me, so I shot it, six times."

Plus, who would put a child in a costume like that and amble through the woods?


 
Posted : June 1, 2022 11:13 am
Jerry
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@oldcoot 

Perry, Ga.  just a few miles down I-75 has the New Years Vulture Drop.


 
Posted : June 1, 2022 11:16 am
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