News Headlines & Promises to the Electorate.

Donald Trump announced new education programs requiring pupils in public schools to learn Russian and funding for music programs to perform "Putin on the hits".

Bernie Sanders promises free ice to Alaska Natives, but they'll have to go to Siberia or Greenland to get it.

Elizabeth Warren disclosed she is requiring an NDA from New campaign workers/volunteers. NDA= "New Dishonest Answers" for debates and ads.

Pete B assures he will become gay enough for the far left to unite behind and support.

Joe Biden promises to go to AA (Alzheimer's Anonymous) meetings once elected if he can remember where they are held.

Bloomberg continues to defend the accusations of buying the nomination as his opponents offer "free stuff" to the voters by stating, "at least I am using my own money"

That Senator from Minnesota on that particular committee (don't know her name but I do know the name of Mexico's Present) pledges to support any of her staff she hasn't thrown stuff at.