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MT 28 - Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour. See who's happy when you open it.

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Bhawk
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QUIT WEARING PANTS!


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:16 am
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😛


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:17 am
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Good morning!


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:17 am
Bhawk
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Headed to the Chicago suburbs for the holiday weekend, beautiful places such as Hoffman Estates, Schaumburg and Huntley, with a riveting side trip to Dekalb!

Yay.

I'm thrilled.

Can't ya tell?


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:19 am
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It's all good, there's plenty of gin up there... 😛


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:19 am
Bhawk
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I just wanna go Downtown and to the North Side. Is that too much to ask?


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:20 am
Bhawk
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Apparently so.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:20 am
Bhawk
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I haven't even seen the big shiny bean yet.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:20 am
Bhawk
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I hear it's big, and also shiny.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:21 am
Bhawk
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That title is offensive.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:22 am
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Haters gonna hate.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:22 am
Bhawk
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Back to the big shiny bean...wonder wott the inspiration was?


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:22 am
Bhawk
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"Let's make a big bean!"


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:23 am
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"SHINY!"


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:23 am
Bhawk
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Speaking of shiny metal, whatever happened to chrome?


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:23 am
Bhawk
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I remember how jazzed my sister was when she got Cragar wheels for her '72 Camaro.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:24 am
Bhawk
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It was all complete when she got her Thrush window sticker.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:25 am
Bhawk
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The 70s. Groovy, man.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:25 am
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Later gators!


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:26 am
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Headed to the Chicago...

Flying ? Don't worry about those long TSA lines, they fired the boss so automatically things will get better.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 6:54 am
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Good morning! Grin


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:20 am
Bhawk
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Headed to the Chicago...

Flying ? Don't worry about those long TSA lines, they fired the boss so automatically things will get better.

Nope, never fly, always drive. Been making this drive for 15 years now, we know every truck stop, rest stop, gift shop and any other kind of stop from beautiful northern Missouri to the breathtaking vistas of eastern Iowa, across the Mighty Mississippi all the way through the outskirts of Rockford and beyond.

Rockford?

Bleah.

😛


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:21 am
aekdbmoid
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An impressive amount of slacking so far today.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:23 am
aekdbmoid
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I bought beer before I got to the office this morning. Do you think anyone would notice if I put some in the office fridge and had a couple for lunch?


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:24 am
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The Meijer near my office carries a bunch of Bell's and Founder's 12 ounce cans.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:26 am
heineken515
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Where and how are you storing it during the work day? Not too hot I hope.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:27 am
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An impressive amount of slacking so far today.

Easy to do when sleeping


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:47 am
heineken515
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Finally something useful in the world of slacking:

A 31-year-old California man has devised a way to tune out on conference calls while still appearing to participate.

Josh Newlan wrote a small piece of software he calls "Say What" that listens to meetings for him and alerts him if his name is called.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/19/technology/watson-conference-call/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_tech_pool


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 7:57 am
aekdbmoid
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Finally something useful in the world of slacking:

A 31-year-old California man has devised a way to tune out on conference calls while still appearing to participate.

Josh Newlan wrote a small piece of software he calls "Say What" that listens to meetings for him and alerts him if his name is called.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/19/technology/watson-conference-call/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_tech_pool

I used to have a (difficult) boss that would frequently leave his office when we were on conference calls, to handle other work or to take a dump.

Sometimes I'd be able to fill him in on what he missed, but it also was common that he'd be asked his opinion while he was gone. I enjoyed the groans on the other end of the phone when that happened.


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 12:42 pm
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Played in lovely Hammond, IN this morning....... fvck Indiana.......... Grin


 
Posted : May 24, 2016 12:43 pm
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