Two American Women Rescued After Five Months at Sea

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-american-women-rescued-after-five-months-sea-n814806
Everyone has a plan, till you get punched in the face,

When you read Unbroken this sounds like a pleasure cruise

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-american-women-rescued-after-five-months-sea-n814806/blockquote >They ate "sushi" the whole time. 😛
Nope, they bought a year's worth of nonperishable food! They'll probably never want oatmeal or pasta again, but they kept themselves and their dogs alive this whole time because they were prepared for the worst.

You're giving yourself a lot of credit if you think that joke could go over anybody's head. I was just being optimistic that you weren't actually making that dumb joke.
[Edited on 10/30/2017 by Marley]

Can we get back to talking about the news, or do you want to tell some more jokes you heard on the playground last week?

The news from this week is that lots of folk in Hollywood are getting into lots of do-do for sexist behavior.

The news from this week is that lots of folk in Hollywood are getting into lots of do-do for sexist behavior.
If "Guys and dolls" gets revived the producers would be arrested. Lincoln Center is doing "My Fair Lady" this year and their announcement somehow has re-written history so that George Bernard Shaw wasn't a chauvinist.

5 months at sea?
Now they are prepared for the wurst.

The tale is starting to unravel..
Or the sushi is starting to rot..

They didn't look too bad for such a long time, that made me wonder initially. Didn't want to call BS, but it was what I felt.......... sad it is true.

Their story wreaks of BS. They weren’t trapped at sea for five months. These girls were up to no good and were lucky they didn’t get caught.
[Edited on 10/31/2017 by thresher]


Funny part was the slightly overweight dog (after 5 months at sea). In real life, after 5 months at sea, it would be like; "What Dog?".............. (bad joke)

Appel was faking it to keep Fuava a prisoner looks like. Or they were staging a show so they could get $$$ from Hollywood.
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