Gary was a classic.

Some of his material:

"After making love, I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said, 'I don't think this was good for anybody' "

"I'm not thrilled about flying. ... The planes are aged now. As if we don't have enough problems to worry about. Now we don't know how old the airplanes are, and there's really no way for us to tell, 'cause we're laymen. I figure, if the plane smells like your grandmother's house, get out. That's where I draw the line."

"When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman."

"I'm not against a Mexican taking my job. I wish George Lopez was here right now to take over."

"I had an avocado and wood sandwich and some pigeon milk. It was great. I went outside and went to the bathroom on the windshield of my car."

"Usually, like in L.A., you got to go into a nightclub to try jokes. Here, you walk into Central Park, you just say something out loud, and someone goes 'ummmmm, Charlie Rose. Do that on Charlie Rose.' "

Edit:

"The direction I'm going in is eventually you won't know if it's a joke or not," he said. "What I want to happen is that I talk for an hour and the audience doesn't realize it is funny until they're driving home."

[Edited on 3/25/2016 by heineken515]

I enjoyed the Larry Sanders Show .

R.I.P. Garry