Can somebody please get me a real beer?
"One day you're drinkin' outta the toilet - the next day, PBR. "I'm on a downward spiral here."
They use to make this stuff (Pabst) in the town where my older sister lived (Perry, GA - down the road a bit from Macon). We knew a guy who worked at the plant. As an employee perk, he could buy PBR for something like $4 a case! My stepdad use to drive from Birmingham to Perry and load his Ford LTD down with that $hit. The car would be stacked so full of cases that someone would have to hand him his wallet after he got in to drive! He kept about 20 cases stacked in his garage at all times. Looking back, I'm pretty sure it was the PBR that done him in.
Hard to believe I was once the most interesting dog in he world....
Hard to believe I was once the most interesting dog in he world....
"I don't drink beer often. But when I do, I drink carbonated ditch pi$$. Stay thirsty my friends."
Bob named his dog Ralph so as to make his neighbors think he was calling his dog when the PBR had its usual effect.
"Yeah, this beer reminds me of racoon piss, but that last bong hit did me in. Anyone else here want pizza"?
"Hey,at least it's not Genesse"
"So I suppose this is why my master was humping my leg"
I love my human. I love everyone. I love Pabst. I'd love a nap.
[Edited on 5/18/2015 by heineken515]
This is MY blue ribbon, Westminster Abbey club beeyoches!!!
What are you looking at ?
I can't see straight!
