EEEEWW.........I know the blondes here are gonna kill me.......couldn't resist with football season starting:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Bravo!!!
Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think they would've seen it.
Another strain of joke but we need all the humor we can get." even Dale Earnhardt Jr. hates Trump, his father was killed by a wall."
