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Happy Birthday Tom. Get better soon.
Hi peacheads I tried to post this yesterday, but for some reason couldn't get through kept saying "page cannot be displayed". Lana gave out a good website for NYC tourism. Here is another good one for anyone coming from out of town for eating and drinking Murphguide.com. Can't wait to be freaking at the Beacon. Knotts
Bingo. I'm in. So this is where the gang is hanging out. I found out what I was doing wrong. I had a space between red and dog. Such a little thing to cause a man's mind to go off of its balance. Happy birthday to all. It is good to see the names that I have grown used to seeing on the GB.
Good ole Sunday morning balls opps bells are ringing everywhere
I am stuck at work, I'd rather be anywhere
Happy ballated opps belated birthday to all; See what pigs men are and how easily they fixate on any opportunity to show off their truly base and disgusting (and proud of it) nature.
Happy (Belated) Birthdays to Tony Bird, Tom Allmaniac and Larrider. As we speak, Harold Ray is hand picking twenty yodeling exotic dancers (a really unusual combination, when you think about it) to send y'all's way. They'll be coming at you at a high rate of speed very soon, driving a big flatbed truck with an oversized novelty peach in the back real fast, real drunk on jello shots, blasting the 9/16/71 remaster real loud on the stereo, wearing only chinchilla thongs, black socks and real big cowboy hats... 😀
Stormy, you're on a roll, my man! I've always liked the line from the AC/DC song: "It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."
Good ol' Sunday mornin', y'all.
Stormy-"There was a bilge of cannonballs,
their motto said "don't tread on me":cool:
Ring any balls? ahhh bells?. Oooh Lana,
"Sail Away Raymond(A Sailors life for Me)". Ringo with George Harrison, Robbie Robertson,David Bromberg,Rick Danko, and a few more. Gotta request that one.
😀 PeachNutt:cool:
"Brother Dickey is as fine a man there is and he's gonna be smokin tonight!" D.A.
Well, my gosh, an awfully prestigious day. Happy B-day to the Birdmeister, bird man of Montanatraz! A belated one to Tom Seeks (by the way, grabbed the old tape list and am now listening to 11/30/72 "Milwaukee" which obviously has Lamar on bass, so I'm guessing that may be his first show).In honor of such a unique (?) occurrence as Bird/Tom b-day, a trivia question free show....What is the name of the song actually released that was originally recorded as "The Lady Has Been Waiting"? First to post the correct answer here by midnight pacific gets DTB 11/17/01 Colgate Univ. 2 cd SB. Yowza.
OK, Stormy, wise guy... (that was funny BTW).. OK stump the professor... 3 sheets to the wind, dollar to a donut... since you are solving life long mysteries, greased lightning.... BJ (what's with that?).... proud as punch..... these are things I wonder about..... I double dog dare (?) you to splain dem.
and maybe last but certainly not least,
as far as you know...
Happy Birthday LARRIDER....
hope you celebrated with a ball-bustin ride
in the wind out on LI...
...and speaking of balls...
Does anyone know any History on the Organ of Balls...
i mean origin... excuse me...
no? well ok...
easy crowd... and besides my ears are shut today... all the women are back in my house...
SO...
Did you know, in the mighty British Nanny .. I mean.. Navy.. at the time of Empire building, every sailing ship had cannon (the plural of cannon, antonym for metiajorn) for protection. (now we have real protection for personal cannons - sheep skin)..ena-ways..
Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs.
A ship's master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be available for instant use when needed, but in a manner that would not let them roll around the gun deck.(this sounds familiar)
The solution devised was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid (not called Today & Tomorrow in case you Switter's fans were jumping the gun) next to the cannon.
The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had three, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs.
The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels.
(oily balls..)
To do this, they devised a small brass plate referred to as a "brass monkey," with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer.
Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust on the brass monkey, but would rust on an iron one.
When temperature falls, brass contracts faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding.
(we know how cold can make things shrink, right?)
If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer of cannonballs would pop out of the indentations, spilling the entire pyramid over the deck.
(causing premature spillage...)
Thus it was, quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
And so, another familiar phrase became part of the language. Now, aren't you glad you took the time to read this historical piece..?
And you thought this was going to be a "dirty" balls story....!
where's Paul Harvey when you really need him?
Good Evening Fellow Peachheads. I want to send a big AAA-EEEE!!!!!! to Tony & Tom on their Birthdays. I still laugh when thinking about winning one of Birds story contest. haha. And to my Brother Tom, you sent me my first live show on CDR and for that I am still very grateful. Look at the monster you have created in me. haha. I hope you both are having a Blue Sky day and may your Soulshine. Oh yeah, Happy belated Birthday larrider. I hope everyone has a Safe & Peachy weekend. I'm thinking real hard about the BEACON!!!!!!! Hope to see you all there. Peach.
MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY!!!
I HAVE BEACON FEVER!!!
I just wanted to wish Bird and Tom a happy birthday. It's great having you both here for us.
Stormy, I loved the story.
Ya' know how a certain tune gets stuck in your head? I've been jonesing for Hot 'Lanta for a couple days. Now that I'm home from work, I gotta dig out a few versions, and let 'em rip.
And last but not least, Beacon! Beacon! Beacon!
Happy belated birthday, Tom-------hope the recovery is going well.............it will be GABBA time soon 😀
Leah-where have you been hiding, girl???? Come "chat" with us soon 😀
Very happy birthdays to Tom and Birdy boy. I'm also happy to announce that we have tickets to the show on the 24th, so that's at least two Beacon shows this year for me. It could conceivably be more if I get lucky and fly home early. But two is certainly a good number. Peace. --Marley
Happy Birthdays to Tony and Tom!!!EAPFP
Happy B-DAY Tom! Are you able to lift that guitar yet? I don't remember which GB I wished Bird a happy one on so I say it again...Happy B-DAY Bird! Old Timers weekend! 🙂
Happy Birthday Mr.Seeks...
and no stupid poems for you Tom...
However, I noticed your Birthday so close to Ash Wednesday...and the start of Lent ..
I thought..(better yet)...
vaguely recalled that i was or had a stand-in who was an Irish Catholic who has had a great deal of challenge adhering to my religion..
it's been ONLY 25 years since my last confession...
Father..Have you got a Month and a stenographer handy?
Anyways...as they say in Vermont...
I wonder whether you were familiar with the tale of Seamus from County Kerry in Ireland??
No...ok...
Well..
An Irishman, Seamus.. moves into a tiny village in County Kerry, walks into the
pub and promptly orders three beers.
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves Seamus three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour later, Seamus has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening, he again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times.
Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three Beers".
Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town.
"I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"
"'Tis odd, isn't it?" Seamus replies.
"You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."
The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and
Soon, Seamus...
the "Man Who Orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to the village, even to the extent that
out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the Seamus comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers.
The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the kind, lost soul of one of the brothers.
The next day,
the bartender says to Seamus,
"Folks around here, me first of all,
want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother...
You know - the two beers and all..."
Seamus ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that me two brothers are alive and well.
It's just that I, meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
Happy Birthday Tom..
There's a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Ooh baby
It's a big old goofy world
Leah...is March 30 the day before Easter? I just may have to find me some religion Robert Randolph style!
Happy Birthday Bird!! Wishing you health, love and happiness today and always...*smile*
JFC-I received your package last night & listened this morning. Loved sharing my morning coffee and paper with Warren. You should've put a warning on that SRV/Buddy Guy disc. Dey-am that's tasty!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, and I connected the dots....I see it! I see it!!Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to youYou look like a Monkeyand smell like one, too!You can run, Tom, but you can't hide. Hope it was a good one! *smile*