The Allman Brothers Band

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GreatScott wrote on February 10, 2002 at 2:45 pm
Happy (Belated) Birthdays to Tony Bird, Tom Allmaniac and Larrider. As we speak, Harold Ray is hand picking twenty yodeling exotic dancers (a really unusual combination, when you think about it) to send y'all's way. They'll be coming at you at a high rate of speed very soon, driving a big flatbed truck with an oversized novelty peach in the back real fast, real drunk on jello shots, blasting the 9/16/71 remaster real loud on the stereo, wearing only chinchilla thongs, black socks and real big cowboy hats... 😀 Stormy, you're on a roll, my man! I've always liked the line from the AC/DC song: "It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night." Good ol' Sunday mornin', y'all.
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