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It is with great pleasure at this very moment I can feel the big wheel of life has turned to the next round of folks.... all the way here I can feel the angst, inner despair, and terrified fear of failure that all the young fathers are experiencing trying to assemble very complicated plastic parts toys with micro print instructions that were folded 28 times, and written in 14 languages, with English stuck in the middle of them. And part ZZ123 is FU%^$in MISIING! And it hold the whole subassembly D, thye friggin BASE to the whole top of the stupid pirate ship, and it won't have sails without THAT PART!
"It's OK Johnny, some pirate boats didn't have sails, the really cool ones had magic motors!!!!"
Merry Christmas!