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Dis I heard from a very reliable source: Once, back in 1992, Da one we all know as, Da Coach, was on a vacation trip to Pamplona, Spain for da Running Da Bullz. Along with many of da men attending da festival, Coach Ditka himself, had decided to participate in da event of da Running Of The Bullz. As da ceremony began to commence, Da Coach was off and running at da head of da pack like an Alaskan Brown Bear in pursuit of some idiot who was sneaking up on him in da wild to take his picture...It was a beautiful sight to see my friend...I gotta tell ya, it had to look like he was shot out of a cannon...dat goofy bastard. In any event, as you know, Da Coach has a hip dat has been reconstructed out of granite, concrete, and Elmer's Wood Glue...and to top it off, it is all brought together by a couple, two, tree dozen titanium screws.........Now this part of da story I find a bit hard to believe, but rumor has it dat just for good measure, a small piece of da original Astro Turf from da old Soldier Field playing field, has been added as a bushing between da joints of his hip. Whatever...Astro Turf, or no Astro Turf...Da Coach was running like he had 0.9 seconds to get into da end zone from forty yards out. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, dat as he was running ahead of da bulllz, he was also eating a Mr. Beef, Combo Sammy, dipped wet and hot. Dis my friends he had shipped in from Chicago special for da event. Anyways, as Da Coach was running with da bullz, he felt as if his hip was slipping, so he decided to stop to check out if everything was okay. Upon doing so, he turned around and held his handd up to da on coming bullz and said, "Hey! slow it down, and walk around." Much to da surprise of all da other participants and all of da on looking festival goers, da bulls slowed down, held their heads down low and calmly walked around Da Coach...All but one ambitious bull dat continued to move toward Da Coach on a full out sprint ready to impale Da Coach with it's bull horns. Well, as you could imagine, Da Coach didn't take to lightly to da behavior of dis one ambitious bull, and as da bull was about impale Da Coach, da Royal Dikaness, pulled back and delivered an upper cut blow to da bulls jaw followed by a round house kick to da other side of da bulls head...Get dis, it was da bad hip dat Da Coach used to pivot off of on da round house kick. Alright then...da upper cut was a devastating blow that had busted da jaw of da bull, but it was the shame of da bull that hurt da bull the most. Da bull then humbly came to rest beside Da Coach allowing for Da Coach to climb aboard the back of da bull, whereas, Da Coach rode da bull da rest of da way into da bull fighting arena to da screams and cheers of thousands. As Da Coach dismounted da bull, he turned to da bull, smacked it on the ass, and told da bull to go home. Da Bearz Bearz 119 Colts 7 Ditka 227 Peace Billy Hollems