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along the lines of Birds post, many years ago we used to sneak stuff in to concerts (recording equipment mostly) inside a fake belly of a pregnant woman. We got ahold of a theatrical prop to make a woman look pregnant, it was hollow and could hold a lot of stuff. We would get his wife or my girlfriend, at the time, to carry everything in for us that way.
A security guard is never going pat down a pregnant woman...