Guest Book

First, Billy such sad news, I’m sorry. And like someone said, the opposite spectrum, Carl! Great news on you…. My thoughts to you. And for Brent, you asked….. I was riding a beat up old blue motorcycle with a banana seat (Sting Ray bike, longing for lost childhood), half a mirror (an unfinished item from your youth) and only two working gears (feelings of inadequacy due to this childhood issue) from Los Angeles to Fresno (you feel you should be punished for this failure, by journeying from hell to limbo). Riding on the back were Derek Trucks and Alan Woody (you cling to the only release from this inner torture, through music). We stopped about halfway there (maybe Bakersfield ) (more penance journey through hell stuff) at a black motorcycle gangs house. (an attempt at leaving this issue behind, by becoming a man about it, bike gang, etc) Derek goes in one of the back rooms to get voice lessons from the lead singer of the Counting Crowes (this part has no explanation, you are just a bit weird). They had a buffet laid out of old moldy food and we were starving. (you feel lacking in something you see as vital to the sustenance of life) So Woody found a bottle of Ketchup and drank it like a beer. (your desiring to get drunk displays escapist, avoidance strategies) Next thing I remember is Woody and Derek running out of the neighbors house (which was real nice) (an allude to feeling you haven’t achieved your lot in life, coveting anothers house) and telling me to start the bike and hot on their heels was this overweight housewife in a kimono swinging a watering can at both of them (the memory of your mother from your childhood, really “chasing” you, and it is another way of taking yourself to task for this unresolved issue). This inner conflict will not go away unless you come to terms with it. Birds Psychic, Love, Advice, Horrorscope, and Personal Problem Counseling Service Hot Line... 1-888-THE-BIRD