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WE INTERRUPT THIS GB FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT... ..(ahem) After many months of research, R&D has PERFECTED Lemming flavored jello! Disguised as peach flavored, consuming it within 10 miles of an ABBA venue and mixing it with ETOH turns a select few into vacuum cleaners and most develop this inane fantasy that the street side air guitar band playing ABB music is the best ever, EVER!! Test results are in and have been analyzed. Clinical studies have shown chemical changes in the brains of and digits of laboratory mice fed a diet of lemming flavored jello developed a craving to become a sub-culture, whereby intense anal smelling was noted, combined with an 300% increase in the desire to climb over one another, culminating with intense twirling and a STRONG desire to bite those mice possessing a higher level of intelligence (who actually wanted to remain apart from the affect group anyway).... More research is needed, however, to understand why the afflicted mice eventually lost all sense of reality, including the ability to work for food. Next, Lemming flavored KY Jelly....research results ought to be interesting on this one....stay tuned. I see some of you are out for your early morning climb up the THP slope South Face this AM. Good, good nice to get that exercise..... With 18 days to go and nothing else to talk about until you mix Flordia swamp juice with Lemming Jello, I guess some of you will send your cutsie smiley faces to one another and practice your climbing technique. LATE FLASH.... R&D is responding to your requests!! For the ultimate in protection during Wana-wana-bee Festival, Lemming sented Off, complete with its own Hemp fanny pack (with compartments for six...yes SIX jello shots will be available! Packaged as "Instant Stupid", packages hopefully will be available at all portals leading to the venue, and in front of the porta-potties.... Who says free enterprise is dead in America!!! Too bad many of the thinkers in this GB have left because of the smiley face virus and how the virus makes some turn into forked fingered lemmings. I know you lurk, and I hope to those that get it smile today. Thank God some are immune.... ...to my other friends that dont, insert and rotate smiley face here...