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When I hit the lottery, I will be carried to my front row seat in my wicker carrying throne by a dozen nubile maidens scantily dressed. I will buy all the seats in the entire row, and even have a seat for my cowboy hat. I'll have a crew of french maids delivering snacks and drinks. If it is stuffy or smokey we will need a fan attendant to circulate air. And of course I will buy my tickets at the highest ebay price.