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Tyler, PETA just called, apparently one of your dogs ratted you out and used semaphore from an upstairs window to contact a cockatoo across the street. The bird kept saying "Tylers in trouble, Tylers in trouble".
You have just enough time to put a John Tesh CD on. Oops! I forgot, you don't own a John Tesh CD. Oh well, if your going down might as well crack up some Mule I sent ya! Good Luck!