The Allman Brothers Band

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brofan wrote on August 26, 2004 at 7:11 pm
First Beacon trip ('01) I missed my flight back to Milwaukee while having coffee with Rob Johnson at LaGuardia after a VERY "leisurely" stroll through Central Park and wound up having to find a place to crash overnight. I picked the cheapest (BIG mistake) motel within about a 5 mile radius of LGA and wound up at this fleabag Hooker Haven on Queens Boulevard where countless drug deals were being transacted. Had to pay the cashier UP FRONT behind bulletproof glass. Little or no English was being spoken on the premesis and when I turned on the light in the bathroom it bathed the room in a crimson glow. I then pulled open the drawer of the armoire (can't believe I'm even using that word in the same sentence to describe this place) and there were a couple of bras in there-one was 34D and the other was a 36DD. The least they could have done was supply the hookers that belonged to the bras. But that would have cost me an extra 20, I'm sure.
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