Guest Book

Concert War Stories? I got you all beat. I worked as a security supervisor in a large outdoor venue in Raleigh that has the initials W.C.A. I always intended to write a book "Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll - Concerts in America". Some of the best of the best war stories... Lynyrd - Two 14 years olds wearing nothing but their shoes, in the act, inside the venue during the show. Junior had "found the promised land". The young man was very embarrased but the young lady was annoyed at my interruption. CSN - Raleigh police had a guy handcuffed in the security area. The cop turns around to get his ticket book. This guy stood up and soundly kicked the officer in the posterior. How did that work out you might ask? Not too good. PHISH - 20 year old guy walking around after the show stark naked and all he can say is "Trey is god; water, give me water; and dont kill me". Homeboy was out there. Three shots of tranquilizer from the paramedics before he stopped his recissitation. WSP - July. Hot as a fox in a florida forest fire. A guy who looks like pigpen from the charlie brown comic strip walks up to the front gate, obviously tripping hard. I approach and ask if hes okay. He looks at me picks up a rotten piece of wood and takes a bite like its an ear of corn. Okay, I think I knew how he was doing. ABB - Section 106 about row BB. This guy is so drunk he stands up, drops his pants and begins to urinate on the couple in front of him. He gave new meaning to the phrase "dont pi$$ down my back. Also, for lesbian sideshows - two words - Melissa Etheridge. You literally see it all. These are only a few of literally hundreds of stories. But, I'm in charlotte now and wiorking at Verizon this summer. It kind of gets in your blood. As WH sez Ijust cant leave it alone.