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Ron E, One important piece of breaking news has just come over the list serv. Maybe Lana can confirm or deny this? "In a shocking development, Butch Trucks has elected to leave Flying Frog Records in the hands of his son, Vaylor, and take on a new challenge- President of the World Wrestling Federation. "I've been in the music business for almost 40 years now," Trucks said, "I just figured it was time for something new." However, Trucks insists that he is not unfamiliar with his chosen field. "I've been hitting drums for as long as I can remember," he explains. "It makes sense to me that I branch out into hitting new things- specifically people. And it won't just be sticks anymore, either. My wrestlers will be using chairs, trash cans, auto parts, hell, maybe even sticks. No, wait, not sticks." WWF CEO and founder Vince McMahon explains that Trucks is not the first to make this leap. "Hulk Hogan plays a mean bass, you know. And soon, we expect to add Col. Bruce Hampton and David Crosby to our roster." Trucks says he may even step into the ring on occasion. "I've been told I look like that Hogan fella," he says. "And just try and tell me there's a better wrestling name out there than 'Butch Trucks.' " When asked who he would most like to wrestle, he says with gusto, "Neil Young, what'chu gonna do when the Trucks-amania comes for you!?" " All the news that fits... --Marley