Guest Book

This is hysterical, from Carlos about Capt Skip in the Fourm: Captskip (sung to Billy Joel's Captain Jack) Christmas Day and you're hammocking around Sherry's tired of you wearing her nightgown You'd not like to find a worm in your cuervo gold Or so we're told So you go to the store in your really tight jeans And lustfully stare at the hardwood beams It's like some new home-decorating magazine and you're in style But Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight And take you to the digital island Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight Just a little push on play and you'll be smiling La da da, oh yeah yeah Your long-lost twin sister Kenny is on a date And you just sit home and contemplate That zoom zoom zoom is gonna come but do you really hate That fhocking sound So you stood on the corner in your old disco clothes And you looked so dainty with the mustache neath your nose But still the desert dust is getting in your Bose Don't forgot what wire is ground But Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight And take you to the digital island Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight Just a little push on play and you'll be smiling La da da, oh yeah yeah So you decided to take a bath today You got your mini disc and your cafe ole Ah, but there's no place for you to sashay On the newly laid harwood floor You've got nothing brand new but everything's cool They've just found the missing master tape on its spool And you guess you won't be wearing any disco jewels Those you abhor But Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight And take you to the digital island Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight Just a little push on play and you'll be smiling La da da, oh yeah yeah So you play your new audio cd and you pave your lot And you meet your Swiss friends out where it's hot Oh, but still you ache for communal showers--Sherry says not It was wrong And if you can't buy that the analog world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style, no more Ampeg Well, you're fifty-six and so must convert to book of red for a cleaner song But Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight And take you to the digital island Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight Just a little push on play and you'll be smiling Yeah, Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight Yeah, Captskip will get you hi-fi tonight (fade to end)