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Dear Master Matt Elzweig, N.Y.
The Flesh is not sagging it's just resting.
Waiting to spring into action at a moments notice...
The young jam band kids were missing cause they were watching "Friends" in the Beacon lobby before headin to the show.
They apologize... after the show thet ran out the side door as part of a new NYC Survivors episode.. off on a new hunt.
To find Intelligent Lifeforms... THAT is WHY YOU didn't SEE them..
"Mountain Jam" (which lasted 40 minutes!) ...
Yes my youthful lad just like it orginally was. Of course, You've never seen this on VH1 or other Music channels because the ABB couldn't talk Michael & Janet Jackson into Moon walking for that long.
Even the occasional Warren Haynes vocal was not enough to provide much variation. Both men have great bluesy, raspy growls, but that's precisely the problem.
yes ..here again young skywalker...or may i call you Door Matt or Dour Matt...
they tried to get George Michael in to provide that very contrast but he was not available as he huntin gerbils on London's West End.
Perhaps you could make this suggestion to BB King, Buddy Guy, Robert Cray , Taj Mahal, Bonnie Raitt, Jimmy Vaughn, Delbert McClinton and Most certainly Bob Dylan. Maybe mix in the Backdoor Boys & N-Silk and Poop-Daddy.
{"and without the group's biggest commercial hit, "Ramblin' Man".}
That's what was needed ...
Some Commercials...
Maybe put up some sponsor billboards, one for Tuck's Medicated Pads...think about how Jaimoe & Butch's arses must feel after sitting so long!!!
then have the band wear polo shirts with Ralph Lauren, Depends, and Viagra on them.
Invite Leeza Gibbons & Woody Allen in to do spot interviews while the flabby seniors pee every 45 minutes, reset their dentures, fix their toupee's and down shots of geritol.
Do us favor Master Matt....
don't go away dissappointed...
just go away!!