Guest Book

If you're going to the Beacon keep in mind a few things... 1) there is no smokin inside... the signs are everywhere... so all those people who look like they are smokin... they are really insence burners tryin to cover up for those who have gas. 2) there is no drinkin.. it's really Kool-Aid in honor of ken Kesey's passing last year. (no not passing gas... that was covered in rule One) 3) Gregg WAS signing autographs outside afterwards Fri Nite... so put your best thong on and have a go at it!(ohh and pay no attention to those 3 knuckleheads taking pictures from rm 303 of the Beacon Hotel above you) 4) I f you see two large dwarfs - 6'5'' facing each other in front of the unrinals, threatening each other, one witha ponytail and the other bald and looking like he was cut out of Mt. Rushmore.. GO USE THE TOILETS INSTEAD. 5) the parking is great... for instructions on how to FIT your car inbetween two parked cars rent Ace Ventura Two... and take notes. 6) If you have seat down in front..(lucky @&@^@) do NOT attempt to go pee or smoke insence during the set unless you a have a GPS system built into your Kool-Aid cup, Night Vision Goggles, Helmet & Shoulder Pads, and Andre the Giant assisting you back to your seat that is now occupied. 7) the hospitality suite is really a recruiting scheme for the new Scooby-Doo movie. 8) If you want to welcome your seat neighbors properly bring them insence & Kool-Aid without them asking. Row g seat 25 especially. 9) Entry to the post-show Lam-Jam requires passing the Brosiety Test... Sing Blue Sky off key, stumble with Kool-Aid cup in hand, somersault w/o spilling, Bring food for Carnivour at the Door (Drummer Jim) otherwise he will eat your hand, and Stump Brofan on a music question, and Bring escort who resembles Natasha Henstridge. 10) Do NOT wear your Eddie Izzard look alike outfit.