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oldcoot wrote on April 20, 2003 at 1:02 am
Buppalo, that was darn intelligent for someone from the south! Ooopppsss. That may have offended someone. In Stormy's honor: (Two englishmen) Is this the right room for an argument? I've told you once. No, you haven't. Yes I have. No, when? Just now. No you didn't. Yes I did. Didn't. Did. No you didn't. I'm telling you I did. Oh, I'm sorry is this the five minute argument or the full half hour? Oh, (realizing) just the five minute. We'll start the time. Anyway, I did. You most certainly did not. Now, let's get one thing quite clear, I most certainly did. You did not. Yes I did. No you didn't. Yes I did. Now look, this isn't an argument! Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't, it's just contadiction. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes, you just contradicted me. No I didn't. Yes you did. No no no no. Yes you did. No I didn't. You most certainly did. This is futile. No it isn't. I came here for a good argument. No you didn't, you came here for an argument. An argument is not the same as contradiction. Can be. No it can't. An argument is a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition. No it isn't. It is! It isn't just contradiction. Look, if I argue with you I must take a contrary position. Well, it just isn't saying no it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't. Argument is an intellectual process, contradiction is just an automatic naysaying of what a person says. No it isn't. Yes it is! Not at all. (Ding) Good morning thank you. What? That's it. Good morning. Well, I was just getting interested. Sorry, the five minutes is up. That was never five minutes just now. Yes it was. No it wasn't. I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to keep on arguing. (Reaches in pocket and pays another $5) Well? Well what? I just paid you for five more minutes. No you didn't. Yes I did! And so it goes. I'm just darn glad that I'm always right. :laugh: Stormy! You're still the man. You're square on the peg.
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