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GINSENG OUTLAWED DEA reclassifies Chinese herb as a schedule 1 narcotic "this represents an important escalation of the drug war. Children wo are still too young for kindergarden, in some cases, have been targeted by this new drug menace. Ginseng mixed with tea - street name G-dog - is being sold to them right over the counter." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft In a surprising announcement, DEA acting administrator John B. Brown III revealed on April 1 that the ancient Chinese herb ginseng has been reclassified as a schedule I narcotic, putting it in the same legal category as heroin, crack, and methamphetamine. At the same press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft detailed plans to have his Justice Department immediately begin "targeting the buyers and sellers of ginseng," and went on to indicate that undercover operations are already underway at "hippie-style health food stores" across the nation. And oh yeah... APRIL FOOLS FROM HIGH TIMES.... www.hightimes.com ...for entertainment purposes only...just say no kids 🙂