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Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Beacon has turned on the Fasten Peach Belt sign. If you haven't already done so, please place your credit cards on the desk in front of you and stow any spillable beverages off to one side, or in an overhead bin. Please get comfortable in your seat. Also make sure your keyboard and keyboard tray are in their fully usable position.
If you must make an emergency exit from your office, room, or kiosk please return by roughly 6:00pm this evening. Your complimentary Peach'O'Gram will be sent at that time. Read carefully the special instructions found within. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the Peach'O'Gram precisely you will not need a Beacon usher to take your ticket and seat you this coming March. In the event of a cc emergency, please ask a member of the extended family to help seat you.
We request that all electronic devices be turned on until your Beacon ticket order is confirmed. At that time you will feel like you are flying above 10,000 feet. If you have any questions about our flight, please don't hesitate to ask one of your attendants, Rowland or Lana. Thank you.