The Allman Brothers Band

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Bird72 wrote on April 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm
The real deal Allman update: Post Beacon Allman Brothers updates! Although not formally announced, this is from good as gold reliable sources. Butch has announced an exciting new Moogis expansion effort. Starting May 1, 2009, Moogis will include, BOWLING! Yes, riveting championships in all their entirety. 18 cameras at events, the Gutter Ball Cam being the most innovative. Stay tuned! Gregg is getting two new tattoos at present, one on the sole of each foot. Look for barefeet up on the organ bench this summer, showing them off! Word is Warren is seriously looking into cloning human technology, along with accelerated growth strategies, something about a future Warren Guitar Army….. Derek is off to India, studying The Art of Muteness….. The hardest of the hard core Peach Corp / website fans are hard at work forming the Allman Brothers Choir! They will give up all wordly possessions and tour the country hawking Hittin’ The Note goodies, while singing Allman Hymns, it is also rumored one or two of the men have thought of eunuch techniques to hit the higher notes! Stay tuned! On the fan note, some of the web women are starting a reality video show called Grovelling For Gregg! More to come! From the Dickey Betts camp: word is Dickey has contracted with the TV show Repo people, something about logistics of removing tour buses during concerts at events, not sure what is up….
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