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Yeah, and there is a product for you, Lefty, and Scott.."LemmingAid"
Here is the recipe...
-1 pound of Butch's famous BS. I like to use the sugar free variety.
-1 ounce of Yankee asshhole. Careful though, because too much and the next thing you know, you will have a craving to drive a hybrid and honk at intersections freuqently. More severe reaction includes random website asss kissing, and decreased semen production.
-1 container Scott's ass kissing exilar...to taste. Again not too much or the taste for having any cajons about any issue goes completely away.
-8 Lemons. Whole and quartered.
-the innerds from 1 fax machine.
-A Mule CD, any flavor, chopped course.
-ONE broken record.
Stir gently so as to avoid clabbering the mixture. Pour over cheesecloth to filter out residue. Serve over crushed ice, or if prepared during the months of March, mix with Jello and serve as shots.
Garnish with the slivers of a monotone broken record.
And is free. I'll even buy the stuff if you promise to drink it. Or bathe in it.