Posted by: @porkchopbob

Posted by: @sang

making us move so they could pee all the time

Good Lord, where exactly were you sitting?! 😉

New York

Pee O-Rama

I can go to the Flubs game tomorrow but there is a 90% chance of rain.

It is about time the title was changed to something of meaning. 😛 

I smell a page run coming....

Posted by: @lee

Thanks for the comments fellas! 😀

However, so far I am waiting somewott impatiently for prezzies to arrive. The British one probably runs a tad late so Colin gets a flier.

From the rest of you, I am waiting for your BEST shows.

Didn't the new puppy arrive yet?

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol International No Diet Day! 😀

I've been on an unintentional diet for a year. 🙁 

It is also National Beverage Day. I suggest picking the beverage of your choice.

Posted by: @harvey

Posted by: @lee

Thanks for the comments fellas! 😀

However, so far I am waiting somewott impatiently for prezzies to arrive. The British one probably runs a tad late so Colin gets a flier.

From the rest of you, I am waiting for your BEST shows.

Didn't the new puppy arrive yet?

Yes, it pooped in my shoe so I named it Harvey. 😛 

So you don't need the plastic poop bags?

Posted by: @sang

So you don't need the plastic poop bags?

Sounds to me like a problem already solved.  

I have an extra pair of shoes.

So I looked for birthday prezzies and I still see nothing. I just say it is longer than I thought for delivery. 

On Thursday (my actual birthday) we went out and there were more people than I thought there. THB told people to just bring Tic Tacs. I think I have over 2,000 of them now. Really. 😮 

Tomorrow I have a party with a friend who's birthday is the third. One of the watering holes is hosting it. They better not charge me for anything. 😎 

I think Sunday I will be taking it easy.

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol World Naked Gardening Day! 

I think I should invite Sang to come over. 😮 😮 😮 

Does Sang know today is siete?

You must have really bad breath ...  

Gooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol World Donkey Day!

Who is the biggest ass around here?  

Is, not has. There is a not too subtle difference.

Posted by: @sang

You must have really bad breath ...  

If you are referring to your title change, you are, as usual, mistaken. The Tic Tacs are not mints for the most part. They are candy. Lots of fruity flavors. Which fits in well in my neighborhood. 

At the party yesterday I think I got about 800 or 1,000 more. 🙄 And I did indeed get a tab which really didn't surprise me as only ONE person bought me a beer. It was still at least half of wott it should have been so I can't complain. 

Tic tac?

Wott, no toe?  

Listening to Tinsley doing some jamming this morning!  

Posted by: @oldcoot

Tic tac?

Wott, no toe?  

It was probably lost as today is:

Gooooooooooooooooooood 'ol National Lost Sock memorial Day!

I assume that includes a toe. 😉 

Coot's Favorite Song

Can't believe I found it .....  

Played golf in the heat today - played well except 2 or 3 holes .....

Had to turn the a/c on today ... tough sleeping last night without it 

Low 90's and muggy here the next several days, then a week in the mid-70's.

May have to re-stock cigars later today.

"I once dated a gal from Maine."

"Bangor?"

"That's really none of your business!"

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Eat wott You Want Day!

Sure wish I could. 

I just got back from having "dinner" with just my sister in law and me. French onion soup. We were there an hour and a half or so and I bet the temperature dropped 25 degrees. It was 90 earlier.

Posted by: @oldcoot

"I once dated a gal from Maine."

"Bangor?"

"That's really none of your business!"

 

I once took a girl to the West Indies ...

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord ...

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol National Limerick Day! 

There once was a coot from Nebtucket...

Played golf today, and I am beat - this mid summer weather is pretty draining - but I did shoot pretty well and won low net and the greenie pool ....