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Lee
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You guys are going to love this: my local watering hole has a banquet/party room on the lower level.

At the moment there is a transvestite tupper wear party going on. I am trying to get one of the posters. Really, transvestites and tupperware.

Honest to goodness.

😮


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : May 14, 2016 3:41 pm
WharfRat
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You guys are going to love this: my local watering hole has a banquet/party room on the lower level.

At the moment there is a transvestite tupper wear party going on. I am trying to get one of the posters. Really, transvestites and tupperware.

Honest to goodness.

😮

So wott time did croky show up? 😛


 
Posted : May 15, 2016 3:31 am
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Oh.. and good morning gay tupperware fans


 
Posted : May 15, 2016 3:32 am
aekdbmoid
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You guys are going to love this: my local watering hole has a banquet/party room on the lower level.

At the moment there is a transvestite tupper wear party going on. I am trying to get one of the posters. Really, transvestites and tupperware.

Honest to goodness.

😮

You can't be sure what's inside them until you open up the containers?


 
Posted : May 15, 2016 4:59 am
oldcoot
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You guys are going to love this: my local watering hole has a banquet/party room on the lower level.

At the moment there is a transvestite tupper wear party going on. I am trying to get one of the posters. Really, transvestites and tupperware.

Honest to goodness.

😮

Don't skirt the issue, wott did you buy, Lee? 😉


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 15, 2016 7:10 am
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Good morning, saw snow this morning


 
Posted : May 15, 2016 8:37 am
Lee
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You guys are going to love this: my local watering hole has a banquet/party room on the lower level.

At the moment there is a transvestite tupper wear party going on. I am trying to get one of the posters. Really, transvestites and tupperware.

Honest to goodness.

😮

Don't skirt the issue, wott did you buy, Lee? 😉

They weren't selling skirts so I just got a tasteful thong.


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : May 15, 2016 11:47 am
Lee
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Friday evening THB and I went out to one of our other local places. This friend of ours was telling me about her 60th birthday party coming up. It is to be held at this jazz bar called "The Green Mill" on the north side of Chicago. This is an old place where Al Capone hung out. They still have tunnels underneath it so he could escape. They kept them.

So she books it and then realizes it was on the same day as The Pride Parade. She had to reschedule. She didn't know. Even I knew when it was. Last Sunday in June. Then she mentions her partner twice. I think the second one was for effect.

THB and I are walking home and I said "Did you know Marci is gay?". Carin was like, "How did you know this?".

I said I just found out, who cares?
Cool


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Posted : May 15, 2016 12:07 pm
Lee
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Lazy asses........ Cool


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Posted : May 15, 2016 1:05 pm
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Just donated to a casino in Central Illinois.......... 😮


 
Posted : May 15, 2016 3:00 pm
Lee
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo????

'ol Monday morning. Smile


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Posted : May 16, 2016 2:32 am
Lee
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Boy your asses are lazy. Even for a Monday.


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 4:18 am
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It's Monday, did y'all miss me this past weekend?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 5:04 am
alanwoods
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I found a book for Woods.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/goatman-thomas-thwaites/1122474911?ean=9781616894054

[Edited on 5/14/2016 by michaelsio]

A grant for that shit?


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 5:06 am
oldcoot
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Greetings earthlings.


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 8:15 am
aekdbmoid
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Was supposed to be in South Bend to handle a dispute that mostly settled.

I was hoping for more conflict today-there is a great Irish bar by the courthouse.


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 12:06 pm
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A proper pint of Guinness and a shepherd's pie for lunch could make a Monday a little better . . .


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 12:41 pm
oldcoot
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Sinead O'Connor missing in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Blame Sang. 😉


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:10 pm
oldcoot
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She's been found.

At a tupperware party..... 😛


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:11 pm
oldcoot
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Grooving on some Rory Gallagher, some of the stuff I sent Moid. Cool


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:12 pm
oldcoot
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((( sniff sniff )))


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:12 pm
oldcoot
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The Tantalizing Aroma of FRESHNESS!!!!!!!


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:12 pm
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"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:23 pm
oldcoot
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Well, Tupperware & FRESHNESS do go together......


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:24 pm
oldcoot
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A giraffe, a deer and a skunk walk into a Tupperware party.....

😛


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : May 16, 2016 1:25 pm
IPowrie
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Coot block


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 3:50 pm
Sang
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Hello slackers....... played golf today ...... Grin


 
Posted : May 16, 2016 4:15 pm
Lee
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I like today's title. But I don't think it is nice to call Sang a clown. 😉 Cool


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Posted : May 16, 2016 4:40 pm
Lee
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I used some of my new Tupperware last night. Smile


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Posted : May 16, 2016 4:42 pm
Lee
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Put the leftover Hambruger Helper in it. Grin


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Posted : May 16, 2016 4:43 pm
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