Thread: Movie quotes

jszfunk - 6/29/2020 at 02:00 PM

Before I get to the topic of the thread.

Clint Eastwood has always been one of my fav's as an actor and director. If I had to pick my all time favorite movie it would be "The Outlaw Josey Wales." I cant count how many times I have watched. I think I am due for another screening.

I was trying to find a good picture of this expression he makes or uses in alot of his movies. I always liked when he did it, casue you know something was gonna happen. He gets kinda wide eyed and goes into his squint. I wish I could find a good GIf of it.
This is about as close as I could get.

Some lines I forgot about. Good stuff. t-movie-quotes-of-alltime-as-chosen-by-hollywood-a6895141.html

The 100 best movie quotes of all-time as chosen by Hollywood

The Hollywood Reporter asked 1,600 film industry professionals for their most loved lines

"I am your father” (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, 1980)

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” (The Princess Bride, 1987)

“Why so serious?” (The Dark Knight, 2008)

“I’ll have what she’s having” (When Harry Met Sally, 1989)

“This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship” (Casablanca, 1942)

“We’ll always have Paris” (Casablanca, 1942)

“Bond. James Bond” (Dr No, 1962)

“I see dead people” (The Sixth Sense, 1999)

“I’ll be back” (The Terminator, 1984)

“You can’t handle the truth!” (A Few Good Men, 1992)

“E.T phone home” (ET, 1982)

“Yippie-ki-yay, mother f**ker!” (Die Hard, 1988)

“To infinity and beyond!” (Toy Story, 1995)

“Houston, we have a problem” (Apollo 13, 1995)

“You had me at hello” (Jerry Maguire, 1996)

“There’s no crying in baseball!” (A League of Their Own, 1992)

“Here’s Johnny!” (The Shining, 1980)

”I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.” (Airplane, 1980)

“Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?” (The Graduate, 1967)

“Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys” (Dead Poets Society, 1989)

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” (The Godfather, 1972)

“Show me the money!” (Jerry Maguire, 1996)

“Say hello to my little friend” (Scarface, 1983)

”You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” (Dirty Harry, 1971)

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” (Apocalypse Now, 1979)

”Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.” (All About Eve, 1950)

“Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.” (Back to the Future, 1985)

”You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” (On the Waterfront, 1954)

“I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!” (Network, 1976)

”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.” (The Usual Suspects, 1995)

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” (The Godfather Part II, 1974)

”Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” (It’s a Wonderful Life, 1946)

“I am big! It's the pictures that got small.” (Sunset Boulevard, 1950)

”What we've got here is a failure to communicate.” (Cool Hand Luke, 1967)

“Shaken, not stirred” (Goldfinger, 1964)

“I’m the king of the world!” (Titanic, 1997)

“Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.’” (Forrest Gump, 1994)

“Just keep swimming (Finding Nemo, 2003)

“If you built it, he will come” (Field of Dreams, 1989)

“I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.” (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988)

“I’m having an old friend for dinner” (The Silence of the Lambs, 1991)

”Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.’“ (Casablanca, 1942)

”I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)

“Hasta la vista, baby” (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991)

“The Dude abides” (The Big Lebowski, 1998)

“I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” (Notting Hill, 1999)

”Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)

“Stella! Hey, Stella!” (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)

“After all, tomorrow is another day!” (Gone with the Wind, 1939)

”You is kind. You is smart. You is important.” (The Help, 2011)

“You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.” (To Have and Have Not, 1944)

”Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.” (Star Wars, 1977)

“I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?” (Goodfellas, 1990)

“Go ahead, make my day” (Sudden Impact, 1983)

”I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)

“It’s alive! It’s alive!” (Frankenstein, 1931)

“Argo f**k yourself” (Argo, 2012)

“My precious” (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, 2002)

“Good morning, Vietnam!” (Good Morning, Vietnam, 1987)

“I wish I knew how to quit you” (Brokeback Mountain, 2005)

“That’ll do, pig, that’ll do” (Babe, 1995)

“Elementary, my dear Watson” (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939)

“I don't want to survive. I want to live.” (12 Years a Slave, 2013)

”Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!” (Dr Strangelove, 1964)

“You ain't heard nothin' yet!” (The Jazz Singer, 1927)

“Wax on, wax off” (The Karate Kid, 1984)

“Yo, Adrian!” (Rocky, 1976)

“Nobody’s perfect” (Some Like it Hot, 1959)

”Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” (The Godfather Part III, 1990)

“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, 1937)

“They’re here!” (Poltergeist, 1982)

”They call it a Royale with cheese.” (Pulp Fiction, 1994)

“I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” (The Devil Wears Prada, 2006)

”Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!” (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948)

“It was Beauty killed the Beast” (King Kong, 1933)

“I'm walking here! I'm walking here!” (Midnight Cowboy, 1969)

“These go to eleven” (This is Spinal Tap, 1984)

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown” (Chinatown, 1974)

“Chewie, we’re home” (Star Wars: The Force Awakens, 2015)

“As if!” (Clueless, 1995)

“You make me want to be a better man” (As Good as It Gets, 1997)

”Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” (Planet of the Apes, 1968)

“I drink your milkshake!” (There Will be Blood, 2007)

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” (Gladiator, 2000)

“You complete me” (Jerry Maguire, 1996)

”If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” (Taken, 2008)

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” (When Harry Met Sally, 1989)

“They call me Mister Tibbs!” (In the Heat of the Night, 1967)

”They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!” (Braveheart, 1995)

“Love means never having to say you're sorry” (Love Story, 1970)

Stephen - 6/29/2020 at 02:32 PM

“When I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley w/a butcher knife & a hard-on, I don’t figure he’s collecting for the Red Cross” - Dirty Harry

“Why do they call ya Bones?
“Cuz I tell em to” - Gator

Among many others, mostly on the list, cool thread

[Edited on 6/29/2020 by Stephen]

Billastro - 6/29/2020 at 03:07 PM

"My friends. You bow to no one." Aragorn to the Hobbits; The Return of the King, 2003


stormyrider - 6/29/2020 at 08:18 PM

Badges, we don't need no stinknin' badges - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Rosie - the hair of the dog! African Queen

What did you say your name was again?
I didn't
High Plains drifter

Do You Feel Lucky?
Dirty Harry

I can see! I can see!
"Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby.

both from Trading Places

Mortimer, we're back!
Coming to America

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Blues Brothers

blackey - 6/30/2020 at 12:09 AM

"You see there are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig! You dig!" Clint Eastwood; The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

"No you were not a cute baby, you were scary. And you weren't brought by a Stork. You were brought by a Buzzard!". Moe to Curly in Loco Boy Does Good.

Stephen - 6/30/2020 at 12:30 AM

“your move, creep”
Robocop to the **** heel after he used his hi-tech computerized aiming system to shoot the other creep in the nads - right thru the girl’s dress!!!
That is one funny movie

Billastro - 6/30/2020 at 03:18 PM

Context: Stan and Ollie are hiding from their wives when Ollie suggests hiding in the attic of their adjoining houses:

Stan: I've certainly got to hand it to you, Ollie.

Oliver: For what?

Stan: Well for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations in extricating us from this devastating dilemma.

From Sons of the Desert.

If you haven't seen this, you owe it to yourself. It's probably their best feature, along with Way Out West which you should also see.


BrerRabbit - 6/30/2020 at 05:14 PM

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

Jack_Frost - 6/30/2020 at 05:29 PM

"Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rico?" - Edward G. Robinson in Little Caesar (1931)

BrerRabbit - 6/30/2020 at 05:52 PM

"Lip balm?" ˇThree Amigos!

peachlovingman - 6/30/2020 at 08:59 PM

"Klaatu Barada Nikto"- from The Day the Earth Stood Still
"Soylent Green is people!"- Charlton Heston in Soylent Green

bob1954 - 6/30/2020 at 10:25 PM

"Guys like you and me, they strike oil under your backyard garden, all you get is dead tomatoes."

"We ain't great. We're just some guys from Jersey."

From Eddie and the Cruisers

Stephen - 6/30/2020 at 11:05 PM

Like that film, Michael Pare does a great job rocking out - On The Dark Side is a big fave

“Gee, now we’re alone” Jaws to Bond girl in Moonraker

“I think you’re gonna need a bigger boat”
from the film Jaws

muletrane - 7/1/2020 at 10:18 AM

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way go through life son. - Animal House

kevdab - 7/1/2020 at 01:44 PM

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch: What's the matter with you?
Kid: I can't swim.
Butch: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.

redhouse1969 - 7/1/2020 at 07:34 PM

"my booze don't need no buddy" - Rick Dalton in once upon a time in hollywood.

Sang - 7/1/2020 at 08:13 PM

The rug really tied the room together.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening....

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Big Lebowski

bob1954 - 7/2/2020 at 10:58 PM

The rug really tied the room together.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening....

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Big Lebowski

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Careful man, there's a beverage here."

BIGV - 7/2/2020 at 11:24 PM

Inspector Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
German hotelier: No.
[Clouseau bends down to pet the small dog; it attacks and viciously bites him.]
Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
German hotelier:That is not my dog.

Josey Wales : Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Chief Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

adhill58 - 7/3/2020 at 01:59 AM

I watched one of the TTB free webcasts a month or so ago and noticed that one of the road cases stacked behind the back-up singers had a sticker on it that said, “Calmer than you are, Dude.”

piacere - 7/4/2020 at 04:45 PM

I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five. We'll to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself but being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky. Well do ya, punk?

stormyrider - 7/7/2020 at 01:50 AM

Vinny: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.

Butch Cassidy: [Walks back, and Harvey tenses to begin the fight] No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
Harvey Logan: Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
[Butch throws dirt in Harvey's eyes and kicks him in the groin, who falls to his knees]
Butch Cassidy: Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
Sundance Kid: [quickly] 1,2,3, go.
[Butch knocks Harvey out]

BIGV - 7/7/2020 at 02:08 AM

Chaz Reinhold: Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!
Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.
Ma! The meatloaf! ****!!

Jerry - 7/8/2020 at 03:05 AM

" I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper./quote]

What do you know about my chipper/shredder?

ABBDutchFan - 7/9/2020 at 08:22 AM

Kudos for adding at least 5 quotes from "The Big Lebowski". My first reaction to the initial list was: "What, only 1 quote from "The Big Lebowski". One of my alltime faves and not shy on legendary / still very popular quotes!

BrerRabbit - 7/9/2020 at 04:53 PM


"I can't swim!"

[Edited on 7/9/2020 by BrerRabbit]

BrerRabbit - 7/9/2020 at 05:07 PM

"You know Billy, we blew it."

BIGV - 7/9/2020 at 06:41 PM

Moses: OH HEAR ME! The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
(drops stone tablet)
Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

downsouth - 7/9/2020 at 09:20 PM

Moses: OH HEAR ME! The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
(drops stone tablet)
Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

Thanks BigV for some Mel Brooks, gotta watch History of the World, Part 1 again real soon.

Anyone seen a pack of Trojans?
Sorry, used my last one

Speaking of Mel Brooks, i don't think there's been any Blazing Saddles quotes somehow!?!?!
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right!!

and the conclusion of the beans seen
Want some beans?
Taggert: I'd say you'd had enough

and then there's the gazillion other lines from Brooks & Richard Pryor that i will not post here becuase they were and still are pushing the envelope, but hit the bullseye!

ps - Brooks' Young Frankenstein also came out in '74, way to double down Mel!!!!

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