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Linnie, Maybe this one will make you smile! > > > A good-ole-redneck boy staggered home late after another evening > with > > > his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, > he > > > > > > tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their > > > upstairs bedroom, > > > but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. > > > As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung > > > around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each > > > back pocket > > > broke and made the landing especially painful. > > > Managing to suppress a yelp, he sprung up, pulled down his pants > > > and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a > > > nearby > > > darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of band aids > > > before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he > > > saw blood. > > > After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and > > > stumble his way to bed. > > > In the morning, he awakens with screaming pain in head and butt to > > > find his wife staring at him from across the room, and hears her > say: > > > > > > "You were drunk again last night!!!" > > > Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and > > > replied: "Now Hon, why would you say such a mean thing?" > > > "Well," she said, "there is the front door left open, the broken > > > whiskey bottle glass at the bottom of the stairs, the drops of blood > > > trailing through the house, your bloodshot eyes, and all that blood > in > > > > > > the bed, but, mostly.... it's all those band aids stuck on the > mirror > > > > > > downstairs > > > > >

GOOD VIBES HEADING YOUR WAY!!! An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid, just terrible, Doctor." "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?" "Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!

uhm, please everyone, send some good vibes my way today. i need them. :uhoh: :wall:

You can also check out Daves Guitars (http://www.davesguitar.com/products.html?13256) They've got several 335's. Most of them ain't cheap, but if you scroll on down the page (Inventory) theres a 335 sunburet (98 reissue) for around $1,600.00. It sho is purdy!

Happy Thursday folks. Just got Paige up for college. Listening to Dead 6-16-04 Good luck with Ya ticket order. Good luck to me with ticket order. 9 More Sleeps till ABB-Dead. :bounce: :clapping: :jump: :dance: Ya'll Have A Good One. Light

Hey Mitch, can you stand yet another recommendation? There's a guy in Wantagh (near Mulcahy's) that might be able to help you. He's on Wantagh Ave, South of Sunrise Highway. A friend told me about him, says he's great. Don't know more than that, I can get more info if you're interested.

I booked my at the Georgian Terrace. The AAA rate was cheaper than Expedia, Orbitz,Travelocity or Hotel.com . I got a $89 per night rate. I did make sure they were not going to put me in a broom closet. This is a basic room with a king bed. The suites started @ $107. Good Luck!!!

Hey all...For those who are coming to Atlanta and want to stay at the Georgian Terrace...I checked around all the usual websites and even called..The best rates I found are with Expedia.com Some were cheaper but when the tax was added expedia came out on top...There are cheaper hotels but none as nice as this one that is so close to the Fox Ed Fox Fever!

"My Chuck" and Lee Roy Parnell!!! Oh, my!!! What a :flame: time that would be!!

Linnie How did you get the beagle to patrol and is there more? Cheers Carlos "and, will we need a virtual pooper scooper?" Rivera