Hey, Madison Bumgarner, can I make one request?

I know you're starting the World Series game tonight for The San Francisco Giants. Hey, I'm an Oakland A's fan, but I'm also a Bay area sports fan, and being that, I am behind you 100%. I'll be watching tonight, and I wish you all the best!

But just one thing, please. On national TV, with half the nation, and many others worldwide watching, could you not hold one of your nostrils down with your index finger while blowing snot out of the other nostril? Now I know you were raised on a farm, dude, and I know you probably grew up watching your Dad and your Granddad do it. But this is national TV, Man. If no one in the Giants organization has the nerve to tell you, I guess it's gotta be me.