Liberals tell lies

Rainy Sunday bored....
2016, election night,
Electoral college can't be right
Yeah, I watched the polls and suprise what i saw
Trump and Putin colludin' outside the law
Impeach Nowwwwwwww,
Yeah, Liberals tell lies and want you beleivin
Impeach now! Pelosi and Shummer cry,
Yeah, Liberals tell lies and want you beleivin
Impeach now! , Secret chamber meetings will tie,
Ukraine and Rudy and that one-way fly,
Yeah, Liberals tell lies and want you beleivin
Impeach now! Pelosi and Shummer cry,
Adam Schiff strokes the MSM - quid-pro-quo,
Report it, Report it, without any facts
Impeach Nowwwwwwww,
So I went to the web, to log in and jump in the fray
Bait, bait, voters with Trump are racist by- far,
'Cause Cumo an A-O-C is all that you do, Impeach Nowwwwwwww,
[Edited on 10/27/2019 by OriginalGoober]

In my experience people of all political views lie. Also AOC was elected in 2018 so your ending makes no sense.

This one was super easy - only had to change two words!
I am Donald Trump !
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Donald Trump to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fill his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Donald Trump lives again!

He's like the Lone Ranger. Though Pence isn't much of a Tonto. Put a mask on Pompeo and bring him along.😊
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