Vocalists Who Motivated You To Projectile Vomit

Never thought about Bolton kind of sounding like somebody such as Paul Stanley but I guess I can hear it in a handful of Kiss ballads. And I guess you could compare it to the 80s hair bands that put out those power ballads that were quite popular.
Hey, they reached the female crowd.
Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

Gary Numan
He wasn't REAL popular but he got on the radio just enough to drive me maddddddd!

Not sure I should key on the vocalist(s), but this song makes me want to destroy speakers.

Never thought about Bolton kind of sounding like somebody such as Paul Stanley but I guess I can hear it in a handful of Kiss ballads. And I guess you could compare it to the 80s hair bands that put out those power ballads that were quite popular.
Hey, they reached the female crowd.
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written by bolton and i can hear him singing this easily in pauls voice
check out bolton here still singing rock music and you'll see it sounds a lot like paul

the dude from crash test dummies

tommy Roe and anything from ABBA

Although this usually coaxes laughter as opposed to illness, I will submit this:
Brothers and Sisters, please welcome Mr Bert Parks!

Some of the people listed here should never have placed their mouths anywhere near a mic, others fit what their bands were selling but would have been best suited for never having released solo efforts and some are so bad it doesn't seem to matter with whom they share the stage.....
Something (or not) for everyone....

William Shatner

That copycat loser frontman in Greta Van Fleet, like seriously awful, it actually makes me angry
Obviously to each their own, but some names shocked me:
Freddie Mercury?!?
Jackson Browne?
Marcus King?
Mike Mattison? (kinda get that one actually lol)
Ann Wilson?
[Edited on 7/18/2019 by DrewbieDoobieDo]

yep Freddie Mercury, especially that one everyone loves the opera thing, Im just a poor boy, aaaahhhhggg kills me.
Ann Wilson, crazy on you, not only sounds like a shrieking hag also conjures up a really scary visual, reminds me of my ex
but this:
Not sure I should key on the vocalist(s), but this song makes me want to destroy speakers.
Zager and Evans?????? Really?????

Try to sit through this.
Neil Sadaka and Elton John. Damn you are sadistic. I'll sit thru it for 20$.

That copycat loser frontman in Greta Van Fleet, like seriously awful, it actually makes me angry
Obviously to each their own, but some names shocked me:
Freddie Mercury?!?
Jackson Browne?
Marcus King?
Mike Mattison? (kinda get that one actually lol)
Ann Wilson?Yea, that guy flat out can't sing. I dont know what you call it. As far as the rest of this list, if some of the greatest rock singers bother you, then enjoy whatever it is you listen to.
[Edited on 7/18/2019 by DrewbieDoobieDo]

I honestly can't watch Mick Jagger or Robert Plant sing. It permanently gives me some kind of disliking for them, for some reason. Both great voices, but the theatrics are just awful.

Tom Jones

Tom Jones
While his vocals may be in question here his moves are undeniable:
hang on until 1:20 lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKTMoRs-TU&list=PL5McRmwc7qy3beB3HbM6rXGC4bafqjRkF&index=13&t=0s

Somewhere around there's a vid of him sitting in w/CSNY singing (I think, unsure) Wooden Ships -- thought it was good --
like the kitschy/schmaltzy stuff from the 60s -- that Treat Her Right vid is a howl alright -- hilarious! & fully agreed, what moves, too cool w/the women in audience going crazy
A powerful voice, & didn't he guest on a Nine Inch Nails record one time.....

I'm pretty backwards, so I spent the 1980s listening to 1970s music, though I did get into metal and prog from that time. I was pretty against the popular music, college rock, alt rock, though I liked some punk and guitarry stuff.
Since then, I have actually learned to love a lot of the 1980s music I scorned at the time. I can appreciate Prince and enjoy INXS, for example.
However, the voices of Robert Smith (The Cure) and Morrissey (The Smiths) still bug me. Some Cyndi Lauper and Gwen Stefani (No Doubt) really irritates me. Solo music by Sting can hit me wrong.
Perversely, I always got a kick out of Gordon Gano from the Violent Femmes. You could tell that at least he knew he had a terrible voice!!!!
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