Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

Curtis Mayfield : "If there's a Hell below, We're all going to go"

lol, I love Curtis

Short People

"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"

"You Can Keep Your Hat On", but a better one "Meet Me With Your Black Drawers On"

My man Alvin Lee with the still relevant I'd Love To Change The World....

"Everywhere is freaks and hairy's, Dykes and fairies, Tell me where is sanity"

Good Morning little school girl- Ten Years After version.

zappa has tons. the one that immediately came to mind was bobby brown goes down

Violent Femmes:

When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.

or this classy German poetry:

It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
So what is wrong with another sin?

The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell
So give her inches and feed her well

Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".

Randy Newman has a whole bunch. Besides short people there is the circus side show "Davy The Fat Boy"

"Davy The Fat Boy" as written by and Randy Newman....

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I've been his friend since we were little babies
I was a comfort to his mother and a pal to his dad
Before they passed away they said,
"Please take care of our Davy
You may be the only friend he ever will have"
Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he round? Isn't he round?
What do he weigh folks?
Can you guess what he weigh?
It's only a quarter
Win a teddy bear for the girlfriend
Or something for the wife
You got to let this fat boy in your life

I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you'll like my fat boy's dance

Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he
Isn't he round?

not to mention "Political Science"

Randy Newman

No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too

Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

not to mention "Political Science"

Randy Newman

No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too

Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

Black Betty -Ram Jam's version comes to mind.

Next by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Can we get some love for Alex?

In German and English, he offends equally.

Zappa
Stick It Out

"You take Sally, I'll take Sue, Ain't no difference 'tween the two, Cocaine~~~ runnin' all 'round my brain" J.B.

Blue oyster Cult--- Career of Evil "Id like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road "

“Seventeen” by Winger

Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".

There's another line in "Some Girls" that came to mind:

"Black girls just want to get ****** all night" I'm no prude but I found that disturbing.

"The Party" by Warrior Soul

Even the AM Ray Parker Jr.
"I know the rules of the game/you hit it once & break away clean
I never should've gone back I know but I had to have just a little bit mo' "

Or Tom Jones
"Well she knows what I'm about/she can take what I dish out & that's not easy
Well she knows me thru & thru & she knows just what to do & how to Puh-Lease me"

Not that sarcasm is his alone; but again Mr. Newman in "Sail Away" writes backhanded re: entices slaves to America

In America you'll get food to eat
Won't have to run through the jungle
And scuff up your feet
You'll just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day
It's great to be an American

Ain't no lions or tigers ain't no mamba snake
Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
Everybody is as happy as a man can be
Climb aboard little wog sail away with me

Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay

In America every man is free
To take care of his home and his family
You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree
You're all gonna be an American

Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay

Prince's I'll Jack You Off.

pretty much the entire catalog of the fugs...

The Starz - Boys In Action

"When we cum, it tastes just like a milkshake Have a milkshake all night long!"

Holy hell....

For the Dylan Roofs, the Las Vegas shooter & their ilk

"For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest"