http://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article74563407.html
Not sure how we made it this far without a national mammal.
Bison? WTF? I was expecting Taylor Swift.
With the popularity of "selfies", here in Montana we now have annual "Tourist Tossings". That is where the buffalo gets instantly tired of posing next to someone for a selfie, gets their gigantic head down low, gets said tourist (hopefully) between horns, if not ON a horn, again hopefully no puncture, but usually is, and tosses the selfie rookie, usually 20 feet or so, in a very graceful semi-arc through the air, often with great vertical lift. What possesses someone to have a belief that a couple thousand pound critter with big horns is taught, and obeys "rules" and "social manners" is really a giant leap into the world of optimism.
With the popularity of "selfies", here in Montana we now have annual "Tourist Tossings". That is where the buffalo gets instantly tired of posing next to someone for a selfie, gets their gigantic head down low, gets said tourist (hopefully) between horns, if not ON a horn, again hopefully no puncture, but usually is, and tosses the selfie rookie, usually 20 feet or so, in a very graceful semi-arc through the air, often with great vertical lift. What possesses someone to have a belief that a couple thousand pound critter with big horns is taught, and obeys "rules" and "social manners" is really a giant leap into the world of optimism.
Haha tourist tossing, nice. I nominate the Coyote!
