You left out the one about the priest, rabbi and an Irish bar.
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Goooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Tulips Are A Bloomin' Season!
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Played my 3rd round in 3 days - I'm a little sore ....
Snagger the Top Golf operation in Omaha is up for sale, a little north of $8M. Just think if you bought it you'd have the whole place to yourself. 
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
And you'd have unlimited use of your foot wedge...... 
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Aerosmith & The Black Crowes touring together (Aerosmith's Farewell Tour). That's bound to be one pricey ticket.
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Makes one wonder if Cher might mount a Farewell Tour of her own? 
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Makes one wonder if Cher might mount a Farewell Tour of her own?
I think Cedar Rapids is her favorite place to play ...
My wife had a baby shower for my daughter-in-law yesterday. My youngest son and I went to a driving range and then to Open Bottle (craft liquor store with a bunch of taps) for a couple of beers. Anything to get out of the house for the party ...
Goooooooooooooooooood 'ol Wear Your Slippers to Work Day!
I actually did it today by mistake. I was outside waiting for the bus, looked down and there they were. Nobody said anything to me. 
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Aerosmith & The Black Crowes touring together (Aerosmith's Farewell Tour). That's bound to be one pricey ticket.
Never saw Aerosmith and I would like to. Crowes are coming here July first for the NASCAR thing. Tix are over $200 but the only way you can go to the shows (I think Miranda Lambert is playing the other night) is to buy tix for the race thing which is why they cost so much.
But they playing again in September with Aerosmith. Not my favorite venue but I might go.
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Gooooooooooooooooooooood 'Ol Brothers and Sisters Day!
This has nothing to do with the ABB unfortunately!
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My wife had a baby shower for my daughter-in-law yesterday. My youngest son and I went to a driving range and then to Open Bottle (craft liquor store with a bunch of taps) for a couple of beers. Anything to get out of the house for the party ...
I went to one of those several years ago for a buddy of mine who I worked with. I asked him why the hell I had to go. He told me he didn't want to go either.
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My wife had a baby shower for my daughter-in-law yesterday. My youngest son and I went to a driving range and then to Open Bottle (craft liquor store with a bunch of taps) for a couple of beers. Anything to get out of the house for the party ...
I went to one of those several years ago for a buddy of mine who I worked with. I asked him why the hell I had to go. He told me he didn't want to go either.
Why does a baby need a shower anyway? How does the baby reach the water controls? Can't you just use a washcloth? 
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Going to see Tedeschi Trucks late July, an outdoor concert. Saw the ABB at the same venue back in '95, also in the summer, it was unbearably hot that day, more than likely history will repeat itself.
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Crummy weather today, supposed to play golf the next 3 days ...
My wife had a baby shower for my daughter-in-law yesterday. My youngest son and I went to a driving range and then to Open Bottle (craft liquor store with a bunch of taps) for a couple of beers. Anything to get out of the house for the party ...
I went to one of those several years ago for a buddy of mine who I worked with. I asked him why the hell I had to go. He told me he didn't want to go either.
Why does a baby need a shower anyway? How does the baby reach the water controls? Can't you just use a washcloth?
Have you not seen where babies come from? ... Of course they need a shower! 
So you think the stork is dirty too?
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Crummy weather today, supposed to play golf the next 3 days ...
Well then you know you are in for a treat. Upper 60s, low 70s. That'll work!
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So you think the stork is dirty too?
Storks notoriously avoid water ... that's why they have such long legs ... 
Nah, he likes it hot. over 100 for both.
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Played one of my better rounds today: 43-39 for an 82 - with 2 birdies - one a chip in!
Went from one of my best rounds to one of my worst ... golf is a humbling sport ...
QUIT!
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And Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Cinco de May Day!
Send me your best margaritas!
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Looking forward to a good birthday weekend. We might go to see a Pink Floyd tribute band at The Chicago Theatre tonight. I understand they are really good. Hey, if they can book that place I assume they are.
Tomorrow we are going to the Cubs game in great seats. Probably watch the Kentucky Derby after that.
And a dear friend from Meeechigan is coming to town. I haven't seen her in 17 years! I can't believe it. I might meet her for lunch today if she is anywhere near my office. Since she is coming from Meeechigan I assume she is staying downtown.
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Played better again today. Happy Birthday old man Lee!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Naked Gardening Day! Who wants to join me THE MOST? 
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Played better again today. Happy Birthday old man Lee!
Thank you Mike. Try as I might I just can't seem to catch up with you!
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Happy Birthday Lee I hope you're having a great weekend. Recently completed another circle around the sun myself.
Watching the Derby, I have an exacta box of 3, 5, 14 & 17. Run ponies run!
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