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Sang
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Good Morning.................... Grin


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 7:17 am
alanwoods
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I'm feeling froggy.


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 7:35 am
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Everybody has a name for it, I guess.


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 7:36 am
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Good Afternoon

It is turning into a good week. Found out I get my yearly bonus on Friday Grin


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 9:12 am
Lee
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.

What will my boss do to me tomorrow?

A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 25, 2015 1:29 pm
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Oh wait, my in laws are staying with us this weekend.


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 25, 2015 2:08 pm
Sang
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Wott - another little $16 million dollar error? 😛


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 2:13 pm
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.

What will my boss do to me tomorrow?

A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above

I guess 'B' covers drawn and quartered?


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 4:58 pm
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Greetings alien spawn castoffs!


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : March 25, 2015 5:02 pm
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Listening to Zappa so weird stuff gets typed. 😛


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : March 25, 2015 5:03 pm
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Hadn't listened to Texas Motel Medley for a while. Completely cracks me up every time.


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : March 25, 2015 5:04 pm
Sang
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coot* block............... Cool


 
Posted : March 25, 2015 7:57 pm
Lee
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning sio! 😮


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 26, 2015 1:33 am
Lee
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Wott - another little $16 million dollar error? 😛

Just $40k. I found the money.


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 26, 2015 1:41 am
Lee
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.

What will my boss do to me tomorrow?

A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above

I guess 'B' covers drawn and quartered?

Nah, I can take him.....


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 26, 2015 2:49 am
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Good morning, Lee!


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 3:46 am
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.

What will my boss do to me tomorrow?

A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above

I guess 'B' covers drawn and quartered?

Nah, I can take him.....

Well it IS Thursgay


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 4:21 am
Sang
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Good Morning................. Grin


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 6:27 am
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Speaking of South Carolina, where's DanBastid been?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stiletto-attack-guilty-plea-908734


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 6:39 am
alanwoods
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She sounds like a fun girl.


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 6:40 am
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Yo! Grin


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 7:37 am
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She sounds like a fun girl.

Looks like she can be a real heel if you get her angry, though.


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 7:37 am
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Mrs. Bhawk and Bhawkette are going to be away all weekend! That means...


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 7:40 am
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Mrs. Bhawk and Bhawkette are going to be away all weekend! That means...

Is this one of those times where a cigar is just a cigar?


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 8:01 am
Sang
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Probably the last round of indoor golf today - looks like the weather will be better next week - playing at least 2 or 3 days next week............. Grin


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 2:58 pm
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I understand the Scotch and the cigar.

Why do you need a 2X4?


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 3:03 pm
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Hola!

Moby Dick was sighted at the adult pool at the Big Island Hilton.

It's my fat ass, sipping on a coconut Porter and listening to QMS live in Maui on Spotify (one of the better shows on the Dino was released from the hoosegow.

Sure glad I missed Indiana fully embarrass itself, along with the six inches of snow on Lake Meechigan.

Can't wait to go to the airport tomorrow!????


 
Posted : March 26, 2015 6:37 pm
Lee
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol weekend morning!


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 27, 2015 2:22 am
Lee
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Lazy asses...... Cool


Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : March 27, 2015 4:00 am
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Greetings! Cool


"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

 
Posted : March 27, 2015 4:48 am
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