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MT 28 - Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour. See who's happy when you open it.

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aekdbmoid
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If you were wondering about how to get a little cock doggy style.

 
Posted : June 29, 2016 12:05 pm
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Lazy asses!

Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : June 29, 2016 2:04 pm
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I want a dog.

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Posted : June 29, 2016 2:36 pm
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Golfing 6 of the next 7 days....... seeing Dave Mathews for the first time Saturday night........... 😀

 
Posted : June 29, 2016 7:54 pm
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I want a dog.

I miss Woods dog. Warmed up to me within a day. Can't believe it's been 3 years this week that I was there visiting him.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 2:53 am
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Good morning! 😀

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 3:31 am
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I want a dog.

I miss Woods dog. Warmed up to me within a day. Can't believe it's been 3 years this week that I was there visiting him.

Sadly, I had to let him go. I took him back to the guy I got him from. He just had not been properly socialized. Wouldn't walk on a leash, wouldn't get in the truck, didn't like being inside and for the most part, was real shy around people. Those were all things that were important to me. Cuj was about the only person he really took a liking to. Well, besides me. He absolutely adored me, and when I took him back the guy was like "the dog loves you, why are you giving him back?" I treated him really good and worked with him until I got really frustrated. It was a hard thing to do. The happy ending is that he was adopted by an older couple that had a small farm and he was just able to run free and be a farm dog.

I am getting ready to sell that house. The 45 mile commute each way has finally gotten to me, and I am renovating my grandparents old house in Maryville, which will cut my commute by more than half. I'll miss the log house out in the woods, but I finally decided it was time. It is also close to my folks, who are getting old, and I am the only one.

Coincidentally, my ma is in the hospital right now recovering from a knee replacement. And, things aren't going so well.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 5:49 am
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That should have been twenty posts.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 5:50 am
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Part of the motivation for the move is to get a dog. With my spending two hours a day in a car, I would have had to leave the pup alone for 10-12 hrs at a time. That just isn't fair to the pup.

I am going to get a puppy and train it from the start. I have already reserved the second pick from a litter hopefully this fall. Another Aussie, I just really love that breed.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 5:57 am
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Prayers for your mom, Alan.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 6:13 am
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Good Morning

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 7:53 am
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Prayers for your mom, Alan.

Thanks. She came out of surgery pretty well, but then overnight she started hallucinating and became real disoriented. She was saying some of the craziest shit you ever heard, like a person with Alzheimer's. Of course, it really upset my Dad (he's waaaaaay more of the sensitive type than I), because she was saying some pretty mean things to him. She was like that all day yesterday, but I talked to Dad and she seems to be a little more cognizant today. The doctors blamed it on medication, but I wanted to ask them when mushrooms became part of the regimen.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 8:23 am
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This MT is about to reach the 250 page mark...

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 8:26 am
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so anyway ...

readin the Petty bio ... actually pretty good but glances over the albums to talk more of what was going on

not to mention, the dude got it on with Stevie Nicks

gonna need some new rock bio to read soon

saw a McCartney one and a Replacements

we'll see

I believe there are quite a number on the "Stevie Nicks list." 😛

"My friends say I'm ugly I got a masculine face." Tom Waits

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 10:29 am
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Happy Wednesday afternoon!

Cockle-doodle-doo...... 😮

"My friends say I'm ugly I got a masculine face." Tom Waits

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 10:30 am
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Prayers for your mom, Alan.

Thanks. She came out of surgery pretty well, but then overnight she started hallucinating and became real disoriented. She was saying some of the craziest shit you ever heard, like a person with Alzheimer's. Of course, it really upset my Dad (he's waaaaaay more of the sensitive type than I), because she was saying some pretty mean things to him. She was like that all day yesterday, but I talked to Dad and she seems to be a little more cognizant today. The doctors blamed it on medication, but I wanted to ask them when mushrooms became part of the regimen.

Hope things get straightened out, Alan.

With the elderly (spare the jokes please! ;)) even something like a UTI can really mess 'em up cognitively.

"My friends say I'm ugly I got a masculine face." Tom Waits

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 10:34 am
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Oh, and, Greetings and Saliva-lations! Smile

"My friends say I'm ugly I got a masculine face." Tom Waits

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 10:36 am
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Good Afternoon................ 😀

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 11:52 am
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Happy Thursgay!

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Posted : June 30, 2016 12:40 pm
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I almost turned not gay the other day. On Pride Day our neighbor joined us on the roof. She was scantily clad. Thank God I was wearing sunglasses as I was facing THB. So last night THB mentions that our neighbor has nice breasts. I can't believe I managed it but I bit my tongue, lied to her and said I didn't notice.

Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 12:48 pm
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And I saw another chick taking a shower this morning.

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Posted : June 30, 2016 12:49 pm
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evening dog lovers

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 1:35 pm
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hope all goes well got the elder woods

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 1:36 pm
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keep on keepin on, eh

and Happy B'day to the lil Hawkette

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 1:36 pm
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woods.... 🙁

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Posted : June 30, 2016 2:15 pm
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And I saw another chick taking a shower this morning.

Different from the one you saw when you first moved in?

 
Posted : June 30, 2016 4:53 pm
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Good Fourth of July Weekend Friday morning!

 
Posted : July 1, 2016 3:14 am
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Who will get the last post in MT 28? I think the title should stay, though. 😀

 
Posted : July 1, 2016 6:06 am
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Good Morning, off to the airport then Denver. Should be a fun weekend

 
Posted : July 1, 2016 6:08 am
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Morning fellas

 
Posted : July 1, 2016 6:35 am
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