What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish
Closet REO Speedwagon fan I see.... 
Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
Just for the halibut!
Baravelli: ...you can't come in unless you give the password.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it "Mary?"
Baravelli: [laughing] 'At's-a no fish!
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one! ...Let me see... Is it "Sturgeon"?
Baravelli: Aw, you-a craze. A "sturgeon", he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! "Haddock".
Baravelli: 'At's a-funny, I got a "haddock" too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a "haddock"?
Baravelli: Sometimes I take an aspirin, sometimes I take a calomel.
Wagstaff: Y'know, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel? I like-a that too, but you no guess it. [Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens peephole again.] Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.
Professor Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?
Harpo Marx ("Pinky"), whose characters operated only in pantomime, gets into the speakeasy by pulling a sword and a fish out of his trench coat and showing them to the doorman.
Fu&k Indiana.
Drive slow. They are watching you.
Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.
Fu&k Indiana.
Buy it dinner first.
So far, I've only played the pony express game once.
It's a great time killer
Good afternoon, got my new computer today 
Good afternoon, got my new computer today
How does the porn look?
Completely avoided Indiana by going I-57.......eff Indiana.....
Good afternoon, got my new computer today
How does the porn look?
It looks good
good morning
working from home again today
since my brother lives in IN, i may be going out there in couple months to see him.
My nephew is graduating HS
I'm sure I'll find plenty of times to say eff Indiana
😛
Good humpday, taxday morning!
Gooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Indiana lovin' mornin' !
Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.
Good Morning......
Have to get used to this Eastern time.....
Ready to drive on to Live Oak....going through Atlanta should be fun....hit Nashville during rush hour yesterday...looks like rain and storms the next few days.....hope the bands can play..... 😮
Ready to drive on to Live Oak....going through Atlanta should be fun....hit Nashville during rush hour yesterday...looks like rain and storms the next few days.....hope the bands can play..... 😮
As long as you hit Atlanta in late morning, early afternoon you should be good. If you haven't made it to Atlanta by 3:00PM you should find someplace to spend the night.
Good Afternoon Slackers
Space cadets!
"Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
Good afternoon!
We, on this side of our borders, are feeling the love.
I might need a local beer to survive all these stressful waves of hate.
Based on your religious persecution of my state, I may have to leave work early. . . 😛
I may have to crowdfund my beer consumption, in the name of God and all that is holy, until this persecution ends!
I guess none of you guys would be interested in Dark Lord Day either.
[Edited on 4/15/2015 by aekdbmoid]
Y'all Indianer folks are strange.
I may have to crowdfund my beer consumption, in the name of God and all that is holy, until this persecution ends!
I might be persuaded to contribute.
I wonder if any alligators have bitten Sang in Florida yet....
Everything in Moderation. Including Moderation.
I wonder if any alligators have bitten Sang in Florida yet....
One can only hope. 😉
