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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 01:47 PM
I would like to congradulate Old Coot and his Nebraska Cornshuckers on thier impressive victory last nite over my beloved Penn State Nittany Lions. In honor of the win Im offering a Britney Spears live show B & P for 3. I can honestly say that this live show is everybit as titilating & riveting as Nebraska's and Penn States awesome offenses were last night!!! PM me with your depraved request for this wonderful B & P. The show has not been remastered and the naked pictures of Britney will not be included as I have no way to verify ages of folks applying for the B&P.
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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 01:50 PM
Would love to jump on this offer, but can't find the time to listen ... re-watching that play calling at the end of the NC State game .... can any wolfpack fans explain what those QB sneaks were ?

In the meantime, my beloved UCLA Bruins "buried" the Illini 6 - 3 .....

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 01:53 PM
Dino, I was wondering about the QB sneaks too. Obvioulsy Wolfpack has a genius for an offensive coach!!!!
Also wonderin where you were in San Diego Street Scene????

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 02:14 PM
It's about time you surfaced with some decent shows to offer!

Too bad you couldn't work any magic on this one.
And no pics? Come on.
I'm sending you some fully-clothed Dickey Betts pics.
But I'll have to pass since this is in honor of Penn State.They used to be Syracuse's big rival. At least when SU football sucked. Then we got good and PS didn't want to play us anymore.
Maybe they'll reconsider now that SU football sucks again.

Joe Pa, you listenin'?
(Somehow I don't think he hangs at this site.)

[Edited on 9/14/2003 by PhotoRon286]

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 02:23 PM
C Skip ... check your PM's ... hate to admit to being stupid on a public forum !!

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 03:03 PM
Joe Paterno is on my friend's box of Wheaties cereal.

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 03:36 PM
I'll take the #1 spot. pmotw thanks!

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 04:05 PM
Go Irish!!!!



Oh, wait.... nevermind

Is it hockey season yet?

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 04:13 PM
I'll jump on Britney...err, forget it.

I will do a Wayne Newton B and P with pictures of his remodeled head, and his shoeshine hair live from a private performance for Howard Hughes at the Stardust...SBD show, in honor of the Runnin' Rebels pounding the tar out of the Badgered Wisconsins yesterday. Just PM me...

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 04:19 PM
I'm over 21, I promise....heh.....does this Britney concert have Andy Hess, the new Govt Mule bass player?

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 04:21 PM
No art with this B&P? What's up with that???
 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 05:17 PM
Go Blue!

oh damn. too late.

go brittany! no, i'm serious! Go FAR FAR AWAY!!

Skip, glad to see you still got some love for the hometown outside the Flyers....

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 05:48 PM
Skip, thanks for the backhanded compliments, I think. Our strategy (?) was to bore everyone to sleep on the PSU defense and then waltz into the end zone. 71 Runs and 5 passes? Now there's imagination for you. Can there possibly be a worse 3-0 team besides us?

But hey, as bad as we might be, it's a DUB-YA.

Skip you're a gentleman and a scholar and there's damn few of us left.

Thanks for the B&P offer but I'm STILL waiting on the Captain & Tennille 3 hour set from San Diego Sea World '76.

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 06:44 PM
#3 here and the door is closed-- My wife loves Brittany

 

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  posted on 9/14/2003 at 09:16 PM
Damn, missed it.

Well I'm certainly not ashamed to be the first to grovel for Brittany

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 11:28 AM
Hell, I think I have this show, thinly disguised as a Tommy Bolin show. Thanks alot Old Coot. (We need a 'finger' emoticon thingy.....) If anyone needs it, send Coot a PM.

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 11:32 AM
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Joe Paterno is on my friend's box of Wheaties cereal.


Betcha that expiration date done expired..............

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 11:35 AM
Hey now Goliath, let's not incite a flood of show requests as I'm headed to RED ROCKS this Friday. You, on the other hand, probably have loads of time and have already admitted to having the show yourself (would I have done something sneaky like label it as another performer????). So, I think Goliath is the perfect person to send your PM's to requesting this legendary performance. But don't forget to specify WHICH Britney show as the rumor is Goliath's got a boatload of 'em.

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 12:44 PM
Slandering liar. I mean that in the best sense of that term, Coot.

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 01:18 PM
Man o man, you all have to ignore Skipper....I have the actual show on VCD complete with graphic art including a nudie of BS and a personal message from BS to her horny male and female fans

SET LIST

1. "Ooops I did it again"
2. "Ooooh La La" with BS French tonguing all the candidates for GM bass spot
3. "Mt Jam" with Muskrat Love Tease, running to 35 minutes
4. "Zoom Zoom Zoom", remastered by Skipper in 5.1

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 01:31 PM
Ah yesssss....I see the Britney thread is progressing just fine here. Im closing the offer due to lack of interest as I have recieved no PMs so far which were in the original instructions. If that hadnt worked I wouldve thought of somethin else. Feel free to continue the ongoing discussions in the thread, we may even get lucky and move onto more pertinent material such as Barry Manilow, Capt and Tennile, Gilbert O'Sullivan or even....nope, I'll stop right there as my PC is down and I cant afford a request assault right now.Hey Goliath, my version of Tommy Bolin ROCKED, but the ABB Fillmore East 6/26/71 show I got from The COOTER really reminded me alot more of Barry Manilow the more I listened to it, although it was some of Greggs better piano work!!!

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 02:07 PM
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Joe Paterno is on my friend's box of Wheaties cereal.


Betcha that expiration date done expired..............

nope, it's quite new.
All of the supermarkets around here sell them with his face on the front of the box.
...go figure.

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 02:39 PM
Since Skipper's heart, er, ehmmm, ahh, ooo, I mean, pc, is not working, I want to add to the BS musical thread with excerpted comments from her RS interview:

Spears said that, no, she'd never kissed a woman before, and, yes, maybe she would again, if it was Madonna. She also revealed that the kiss had been rehearsed, and all involved had agreed to see how it felt in the moment. Though she denies it, even more was rehearsed: Madonna playfully slapping Spears' ass -- a moment that didn't make it on the air.
---------DAMN, no bootlegging, oooops, I mean bootylecious


"I flew to London from New York, and I couldn't believe it was all over the papers there," says Spears. "It's crazy and it's bizarre, but it's also kind of amazing." The question that remains for Spears is, do people still care about the music? Or is she becoming more famous for stunts like this?

" I'm not gonna come out on this record and show my crotch or anything," she says. "That's not me. I would never do anything like that. It's all in the way you do stuff, all in the way you carry things. The music is most important to me."
------ OK, my VCD has a lot more of what she won't do......French kiss Barry, A three way with the Capt and Tennile, and doing a Gilbert on O'Sullivan

 

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she'd never kissed a woman before, and, yes, maybe she would again, if it was Madonna.


man i'd like to be a fly on the wall if that happens again...

 

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  posted on 9/15/2003 at 05:46 PM
iD RATHER BE A FLY ON HER...., HER.....HER... HER TONGUE, YEA THATS IT HER TONGUE. lol

 

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