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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:19 AM
I was just reading of the NY Gov's encounter with high dollar ladies of the evening. According to the article, Gov dropped over $4K for an encounter with one of these gal's.

My question: What act could ANY woman (or man, chimpanzee or your favorite farm animal - not that there's anything wrong with any of these) perform that would be worth that kind of cash? I understand this rate was for an hour's service (though many of us would be finished in under 10 minutes ), still I don't get it. For this kind of money, that HO would have to make breakfast and overhaul the transmission on my 1990 Trooper.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:24 AM
Any married man pays far more.

I asked my Mrs. if I could have a $4300 night and she said "Not until you pay for all the other ones."

[Edited on 3/11/2008 by CanadianMule]

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:25 AM
I used to think I had never paid for sex..until my divorce..

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:34 AM
Wonder how long it will be before one of the "magazines" has a "spread" featuring the $4300 "lhigh dollar lady"?
 
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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:39 AM
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Wonder how long it will be before one of the "magazines" has a "spread" featuring the $4300 "lhigh dollar lady"?


Photo shoot is likely happening right now. Plus now she is like Clapton and can double her rates.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 09:39 AM
It was $100 for the sex and $4200 for discretion. Did not exactly work out this time!

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 10:09 AM
It wasn't enough to keep it a secret.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 11:14 AM
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It was $100 for the sex and $4200 for discretion. Did not exactly work out this time!


Ummm more like $100 for the sex, $2100 for discretion and $2100 to go away.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 11:28 AM
It was only $100 until she saw what Elliot looked like.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 11:31 AM
Wonder if he will get a refund on his account. AND why was his wife still by his side. Most would had thrown his stuff out in the driveway.............

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 11:37 AM
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It was only $100 until she saw what Elliot looked like.



ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $4,300.00 couldn't hide those looks!!! $43,000.00 MAYBE!

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 11:39 AM
It just so happens the IRS were asking the same question about his banking transactions before turning the case over to the justice department.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 01:06 PM
Probably coulda picked up a 59 Flametop re-issue on ebay for that.

Man, this guy was horny.


[Edited on 3/11/2008 by Haisija]

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 02:13 PM
4300 is the same to him as 43.00 is to any of us, whats 2 decimal places. Once you get used to having money, the more it cost, the better it is. It's a matter of perspective and perception.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 02:15 PM
Everything's over-priced in New York. Plus the ho-ring supposedly was an international thing, so maybe they were trying to compensate for the weak dollar.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 02:19 PM
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Wonder if he will get a refund on his account. AND why was his wife still by his side. Most would had thrown his stuff out in the driveway.............



She's not gonna leave till she get's paid, and I'll bet it's gonna be a hell of alot more than $4,300...or even $430,000!

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 03:27 PM
Ads for Emporer's Club, courtesy Metafilter.com

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-emperorsclub,0,2966631.photogallery

the "ladies" are rated by diamonds, the more diamonds the more $$$.
Page six breaks down the rates, the Mayflower was the same hotel Monica L. gave her press conferences.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 03:33 PM
You give me $4300 to spend on getting off and I'll have one of these.......

Dickey Betts Red Top reissue

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 03:34 PM
Kind of like the old joke:

He: Would you sleep with a man for $10,000,000.00?
She: In a heartbeat!
He: Would you sleep with him for $20.00?
She: No Way! What kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've already determined that; I'm just trying to settle on a price.


[Edited on 3/11/2008 by TanDan]

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 05:54 PM
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AND why was his wife still by his side. Most would had thrown his stuff out in the driveway.............


Exactly....makes her look kinda dingy for standing by him...

And why a press conference???? Needed to just fade into the sunset....

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 05:57 PM
And on the other hand, it's a good thing we know who are politicians are screwing in public, rather than not who they are screwing in private, like us citizens who put them in office....

 

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AND why was his wife still by his side. Most would had thrown his stuff out in the driveway.............
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Exactly....makes her look kinda dingy for standing by him...





Can you say..Hillary ?

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 08:20 PM
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My question: What act could ANY woman (or man, chimpanzee or your favorite farm animal - not that there's anything wrong with any of these) perform that would be worth that kind of cash?


she mighta had,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nevermind,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

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  posted on 3/11/2008 at 08:29 PM
Dear Abby:
I don't know what to do. My husband cheats on me and doesn't even try to hide it anymore; everyone seems to know about it. On top of that, when I confront him about cheating, he doesn't even try to deny it. Ever since our daughter graduated from college, he has treated me like dirt, quit his job and now just cruises around all day with his buddies smoking cigars while I'm stuck at work paying our bills. What should I do??

Dear Clueless:
You are an idiot! Why would you even ask me if you should stay married to a man like that? Dump him! You are a United States Senator running for president! Grow up and start acting like one!

 

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My question: What act could ANY woman (or man, chimpanzee or your favorite farm animal - not that there's anything wrong with any of these) perform that would be worth that kind of cash?


she mighta had,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nevermind,,,,,,,,,,,,,



errrr...ugh..snapper?

 

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