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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 10:20 AM

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on

half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


 
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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 10:23 AM
yuk yuk yuk

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 10:26 AM
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The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.





Wow!!

musta been WAY overdone.........

Anyone knows it should have been 2:50 for 5 minutes........

Thanks for the chuckle, Jacquie.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 10:26 AM
Goodybye Brave Man! You were a true American Icon and Rolemodel!!!!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 10:35 AM
He's so full of preservatives he'll never rot. I piched off a bit of his butt cheek once, mixed it wiht some molasses and sweet corn and it made one hell of a carp bait.

[Edited on 5/4/2006 by Haisija]

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:14 AM
LMAO

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:17 AM
Vote Left Coast !

Pizza in a cup !!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:21 AM
He will be missed, he was always so jolly and funny.

"Ray, Ray, what did you do?"

"I couldn't help it, it just popped into my head"

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:25 AM
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Vote Left Coast !

Pizza in a cup !!


make that pizza dough in a cup!!!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:32 AM

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 11:56 AM
Lets just hope his love child 'Silly' Putty doesn't contest the will....

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 12:02 PM
He will "rise" again!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 12:07 PM
I hear he was half baked when he died.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 12:19 PM
met the Doughboy once as he got out of a limo....he sure was puffed up about himself...

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 12:32 PM
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts !!!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 01:05 PM
Did the Doughgirl ever get rise from him ?

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 01:07 PM
Such sad news. I guess we'll have to roll with it.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 01:17 PM
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He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


Hey I know Pop Tart....introduced many of you to him in NYC.

LMAO...good one Jaq !!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 01:26 PM
If you miss him, PM me and I give you the address where you can send flours.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 01:45 PM
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If you miss him, PM me and I give you the address where you can send flours.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 02:43 PM
long live the Sta-Puff marshmallow man

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 02:46 PM
Great imagination!!!!!

Please let me know where you are getting your greens.Certainly not from The Green Giant!!!!!

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 02:51 PM
((((((((((((Healing Vibes)))))))))))))

My thoughts & prayers to you & your enitre food group for your loss.

To love & to have lost is better than to never have loved at all.

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 02:53 PM
LMFAO

 

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  posted on 5/4/2006 at 04:30 PM
the Pillsbury doughboy was a friend of our family too...got us through some tough post dinner times..

 

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