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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 12:05 PM
"Fat Man" - Jethro Tull
"Under My Thumb" - Stones
"Brown Sugar" - Stones
"Sex Farm" - Spinal Tap

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 12:08 PM
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 12:39 PM
Curtis Mayfield : "If there's a Hell below, We're all going to go"
https://youtu.be/x1xmXOP3lhM

 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 12:59 PM
lol, I love Curtis
 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 03:47 PM
Short People

 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 05:16 PM
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"
 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 06:29 PM
"You Can Keep Your Hat On", but a better one "Meet Me With Your Black Drawers On"

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 04:34 AM
My man Alvin Lee with the still relevant I'd Love To Change The World....

"Everywhere is freaks and hairy's, Dykes and fairies, Tell me where is sanity"

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 06:39 AM
A$$hole [James Luther Dickinson] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhQ_vU-fsqA
 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 07:00 AM
Good Morning little school girl- Ten Years After version.

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 11:53 AM
zappa has tons. the one that immediately came to mind was bobby brown goes down
 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 11:54 AM
Violent Femmes:

When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 11:55 AM
or this classy German poetry:

It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
So what is wrong with another sin?

The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell
So give her inches and feed her well

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 07:38 PM
Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".
 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 08:24 PM
Randy Newman has a whole bunch. Besides short people there is the circus side show "Davy The Fat Boy"

"Davy The Fat Boy" as written by and Randy Newman....

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I've been his friend since we were little babies
I was a comfort to his mother and a pal to his dad
Before they passed away they said,
"Please take care of our Davy
You may be the only friend he ever will have"
Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he round? Isn't he round?
What do he weigh folks?
Can you guess what he weigh?
It's only a quarter
Win a teddy bear for the girlfriend
Or something for the wife
You got to let this fat boy in your life

I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you'll like my fat boy's dance

Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he
Isn't he round?


 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 08:26 PM
not to mention "Political Science"



Randy Newman






No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too






Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

 

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  posted on 10/5/2017 at 08:28 PM
not to mention "Political Science"



Randy Newman






No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too






Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 06:00 AM
Black Betty -Ram Jam's version comes to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cn_woPvjQII

 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 06:25 AM
Next by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Can we get some love for Alex?

 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 06:36 AM
In German and English, he offends equally.

Zappa
Stick It Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEDes1HyBM

 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 06:58 AM
"You take Sally, I'll take Sue, Ain't no difference 'tween the two, Cocaine~~~ runnin' all 'round my brain" J.B.
 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 08:06 AM
Blue oyster Cult--- Career of Evil "Id like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road "

 

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  posted on 10/6/2017 at 09:01 PM
“Seventeen” by Winger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ&sns=em

 

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  posted on 10/7/2017 at 05:13 AM
quote:
Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".


There's another line in "Some Girls" that came to mind:

"Black girls just want to get ****** all night" I'm no prude but I found that disturbing.

 

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  posted on 10/7/2017 at 06:46 AM
"The Party" by Warrior Soul

 

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