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  posted on 6/30/2017 at 11:50 AM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gybbd7/nasa-swears-they-arent-hiding-sla ve-children-on-mars-vgtrn

NASA Swears They Aren't Hiding Slave Children on Mars

No matter what Alex Jones and his guests say.

RIVER DONAGHEYJun 30 2017, 12:15pm
Alex Jones—the bellowing conspiracy dynamo who sometimes plays an animated bellowing conspiracy dynamo—dropped some heavy knowledge on his Infowars viewers Thursday, as his guest claimed that NASA is secretly colonizing Mars with kidnapped child slaves, MediaMatters reports.

Jones invited ex-CIA Trump fan Robert David Steele onto Thursday's program, and the pair launched into a wholly rational discourse on the existence of illicit Martian slave youths.

"This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride," Steele says.

Jones doesn't miss a beat.

"I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I've been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on," Jones responds. "I don't know about Mars bases, but I know they've created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now."

Jones may throw the word "chimera" around more casually than Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2, but Steele's conspiracy theory is pretty flimsy even for Infowars. Nevertheless, NASA felt it necessary to set down their beakers of rocket fuel or whatever and clear the air on the issue. As one might expect, the agency clarified that there is not, in fact, a space child slave colony on Mars. We haven't managed to put space-adults there yet, much less space-kids.

"There are no humans on Mars," NASA spokesman Guy Webster told the Daily Beast on Thursday, presumably releasing an exhausted sigh while pinching the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger. "There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren't—there are. But there are no humans."

Huh. Seems a little suspicious. Isn't that exactly what you'd say if an angry internet buffoon inadvertently stumbled across your dastardly space plot?

Watch the entire bat **** Infowars segment above and marvel at the fact that a major government agency felt obligated to respond.

 

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  posted on 6/30/2017 at 12:05 PM
Great story idea anyway! Step aside Edgar Rice Burroughs . . . "Slave Children of Mars". They played up the "marvel" of NASA responding, but it was most likely just somehow the tabloid managed to contact someone at the agency, and then suddenly the person who answered the phone is a "spokesman" for NASA.

 

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  posted on 6/30/2017 at 03:07 PM
Still more believable than the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory.
 

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  posted on 6/30/2017 at 11:47 PM
I'm still waiting for Gina to come on and defend this conspiracy theory.
 

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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 12:26 PM
I'd like to get my 5+ minutes back.

 

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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 01:34 PM
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I'm still waiting for Gina to come on and defend this conspiracy theory.


Have you seen the movie Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger? I find it possible that the US has been to other planets, and could have colonized it. Remember when the early photos of Mars came out in the press? There were some inconsistencies with what NASA had said and what a television journalist found and reported on. Nasa threatened the network that aired that broadcast that they would pull their license and the reporter? I think he was let go. No if it was a ludicrous idea, why would Nasa be so concerned and have those actions happen?

I also am aware regarding some of the black-ops projects (like the Montauk project etc.) that some of those connected with those projects said there was an entire slave planet in the year 6530. When this planet, Earth is no longer habitable, the elite will have ways to travel to other planets, they will secure their power base and status and then have others work to keep them in power.

Most of you do not believe in time travel, but it has been reported to exist and has been used by the intelligence community for a long time. There is a portal in Iraq outside of Kirkuk (Stargate), there is another one in the Gulf of Aden, and yes the Bermuda triangle holds another one. There are more than that, but those are 3 of them.

To believe that we are the only life forms and civilization that exists is naïve. If we were, there would not be any ufo questions because there would be nothing appearing in our skies. Those beings come from other places, proving that there is life beyond our planet.

Robert Steele by the way is against the new world order. If an when a revolution breaks out in this country, he is one of the intel people who will be part of the counter-insurgency because he does not want to be a slave to the new world order. There are many others from the military, intel communities who will not accept the subjugation the new world order wants to impose on the world.

BY THE WAY, there is a private group that seeks to establish a colony there.

http://www.mars-one.com/about-mars-one

http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-mars-colony-details-new-space-stud y-2017-6

https://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mars2020/

https://sputniknews.com/science/201703111051467684-congress-nasa-mars-landi ng-mission/








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For those with an open mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMwJmIRF7ZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0WefvuRi_Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqMt3jT8T6k

I realize most of you cannot even conceive of many of these things as being possible, that's okay. Those who are meant to know the truth will find it, but should not be alarmed by these things. God has promised he will save his people, in a time of peril, you will know where to go, he will make the way for you.







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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 04:22 PM
Where can I sign up for the Martian Colonies?

 

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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 04:25 PM
other than every time I log in and check the whipping post, I mean.

 

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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 04:28 PM
I heard there is a pizza joint on mars, that hosts a child sex ring organized by hillary Clinton.
 

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  posted on 7/1/2017 at 04:44 PM
Whoa! No way. Where'd you hear that? Of course you can't post a link, JUNIOR.

 

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Have you seen the movie Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger?


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I never knew that Total Recall was a documentary. You learn something new in the Whipping Post all the time.

 

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I heard there is a pizza joint on mars, that hosts a child sex ring organized by hillary Clinton.


If it's on a right wing website, it must be true.

 

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If it's on a right wing website, it must be true.


And the fact that right wingers believe this kind of stuff explains why the election turned out like it did.

 

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Master Thespian

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/master-thespian/2868075?snl=1

 

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  posted on 7/2/2017 at 12:13 PM
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I find it possible that the US has been to other planets, and could have colonized it. Remember when the early photos of Mars came out in the press?


You have ironclad proof that government is going to genocide us all by guillotine, but you can't verify the project, or the amount of money and materials it would take to colonize another planet in secret?

Losin' yer touch.

 

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Well Blackhawk, I'm not in the Congressional Budget office or in the meetings where they rubber stamp approval for the no limit spending on the black ops programs.

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t10vRxYxZTA

 

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Well Blackhawk, I'm not in the Congressional Budget office or in the meetings where they rubber stamp approval for the no limit spending on the black ops programs.


Ok, then how do you know what transpires at these meetings? Or whether the meetings occur at all?
Tapes? Someone who was at the meeting was a whistleblower? Help us out here.

 

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And, while we're on the subject . . . why bother with 30,000 guillotines when we need every prisoner we've got for the Australia-type convict transportation to the Martian Colony?

There is a conflict there. It's either 30,000 guillotines or the Martian Slave Colony.

Can't have both.

 

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Well Blackhawk, I'm not in the Congressional Budget office or in the meetings where they rubber stamp approval for the no limit spending on the black ops programs.


Ok, then how do you know what transpires at these meetings? Or whether the meetings occur at all?
Tapes? Someone who was at the meeting was a whistleblower? Help us out here.




International news, and former intel officers who have come out and said things. I put up videos, then people don't want to deal with the truth. The intel people are very patriotic and when some of them realize they have been used/exploited they side with other like minded people. Robert Steele has said he would even run for the Presidency if necessary, and if there is a civil war in this country, he will not go along with putting US citizens in those concentration camps the way the new world order wants the military people to do. As to whether the govt. is hiding slave children on Mars, I do not have any info. on that, but I would not put anything past part of the govt. considering that there are at least an estimated 6 high ranking Republican Senators reportedly involved in the pedophilia, sex trafficking that has been referred to as Pizzagate involving world leaders and off shore parties and underage girls. They are pedophiles, yet they are well respected government officials representing 'we the people'. Why wouldn't they or any of the others want a private enclave they could go to using reverse engineering and other terrestrial engineering technologies to travel vast distances in short amounts of time. They can get away with it, it's not like you'll have any National Enquirer reporter with a telephoto lens hiding up there taking videos. No one will see it, or be able to prove it.

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Are there guillotines on Mars?

 

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I can't say, but I doubt it. Anyone there really cannot launch much of a rebellion.

Nobody on this planet can launch a successful rebellion either, they have more artillery and ammo, and they have drones that can find you in the woods using heat sensing technology, but here on the earth, there will always be people who think they are superior to their circumstance, and thus rebellion will happen.

 

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Are there guillotines on Mars?


Don't know, but some of the conspiracy theorists claim that somebody has to be there to keep cleaning the dust off the solar panels on the Mars Rover every few months.

 

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