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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 10:46 PM


Terrorist paller-arounder possibly praises fowl for wreaking havoc on Staten Island.

 
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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:00 PM
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"Yeah, right about there Obama. You want to lop his head off right about there".

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:13 PM


"Yeah, funny thing the turkey brain. In this little area right here, there is actually more active brain tissue than the whole city of Detroit. Isn't our little friend here just amazing"?

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:26 PM
I stuffed my birth certificate in one of these last year......

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:28 PM
Obama bows down to another world leader....

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:31 PM
The turkey will be returned to Gitmo, however.......

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:34 PM
It costs $200 million a day to bring this turkey to the White House....

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:35 PM
Fox News reports that Obama put his hands around the neck of the turkey......

 

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  posted on 11/24/2010 at 11:51 PM
Presidential action may increase food prices for real Americans.
 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 12:05 AM
A nervous Obama looks for the teleprompter.......

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 02:40 AM
"I have no problem pardoning one of these white-feathered factory grown birds," said Obama, as he turned around and grabed his Matthews EZ7 compound while letting out some loud squawks with his diaphram mouth call. "But when it comes to the real deal, the native fowl that our ancestors ate, the black-feathered, red-headed ones with a beard not unlike that wild turkey behind you on the White House lawn over there, watch me play pin the tail on the peacock strutting hen humper." The crowd turns around to see three toms about 50 feet away, one in full strut approaching a decoy. Then some begin to scream as they turn back only to see Obama draw back his bow and close his left eye and....

[Edited on 11/25/2010 by DerekFromCincinnati]

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 01:44 PM
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"We inherited this turkey.......aaannntt, when we got here it was stuck in a ditch."

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 02:05 PM
Brock you are funny!
And Sang, you are......really funny!

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 02:12 PM
Worried that the Turkey may run against him in 2012,
Obama puts a spell on the turkey that ajax won't
take off.

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 02:50 PM
@Sang.........LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 03:07 PM
Obama's hand sure is small.

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 03:13 PM


"Yes, we must return this Turkey to Timmy Davis in Boulder, Co. That is a micro chip,...this is someone's pet Mr. President"

 

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  posted on 11/25/2010 at 04:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hjrwN_bg4

 

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